so many pitt characters are bilingual (or a polyglot in the case of princess) that I'm beginning to believe it's feasible langdon and whitaker are the only monolingual people in the pitt. so I propose that in their weird little the best boy stand off, frank becomes convinced learning another language is whats gonna give him the edge to be robby's favorite boy again and starts making his way around the pitt, trying to get someone to teach him and is glued to a language app every night, greeting whitaker with a new language each morning. meanwhile whitaker has no idea whats going on and just thinks langdon is weird (he is) while santos is aggresively trying to teach him tagalog in the span of two weeks while also not telling him why she is

there’s no fucking way I post this and then they drop the fact the new white boy speaks Farsi lmaoo

How it feels to settle into bed and close my eyes and return to the totally made-up scenario I was last engrossed in

I don't exactly want to put trinity santos in a jar and shake it, it's more that I want to bring her from place to place in a fireman's carry and deposit her at various situations. I want her to have to be responsible for helping a family of very stupid ducks safely cross a road. I want some minor and inexplicable crisis to take place meaning she functionally has to act as the attending for a few hours. I want her to accidentally get a little confused overhearing princess and perlah's chismis and lose track of who knows whose secrets and have to improvise wildly to pretend she didn't say something she Definitely just said. most importantly, I want her to hit someone with a steel chair.

samira: i'm mad because i've made plans to move my life back to jersey and work in a new hospital when my mom isn't going to be there. she made plans for her life and i wasn't factored into them. i am righteous and rage-filled. it was 'our' house even though i haven't lived there in years. i want to be close and support her but i'm short with her on the phone. i don't get a lot of phonecalls and i apologise when i do. i haven't met the man she's marrying. love and lust are terrible decision making factors. i feel existentially threatened by the possibility that my mother might have needs and desires outside the small, tightly bound box i've created for her in my life and i don't know why.

cassie: when my kid isn't in the house i'm so horny i could die.

shoutout to all the freaks who picked up what i was putting down. you get an A+

literally what the fuck do you mean its still january. how is that remotely possible. its been six months minimum

dr. mel king you are so relatable. why would you be able to think about anything else while you are being sued. except maybe. the idea of a wonderful beverage

that's how the awareness that a new episode of the pitt comes out on thursday is carrying me through the rest of the week

Protestants are so fucking lame what do you mean the Pope threw a rave?

nothing’s felt real since like 2012

eating an apple outside really is the closest you can get to smoking without smoking. some would think thats vaping but vaping is closer to eating a comically large lollipop in public

dana is smoking outside after a rough shift and the camera slowly pans down to victoria standing next to her chomping away on an apple to feel included

unironically me

dr mohan, dr ellis, there is a man coding in room 332 can yall wrap this up or

can the pittlings take samira mohan to the club, she was so young when she behaved 25.. now she finds she's grown into a tall child or whatever mitski said

Pin Lee is such an awesome character because it takes a specific kind of insane person to grow up in a relatively utopic communal society where you can do any or no job and still have your basic needs met, and still decide that what you really want to specialize in is evil corporation law and winning legal battles against said evil corporations. What's her problem <3

Going to leave all this in the tags!! No, nope! It's honestly so true

She's the lawyer, and she's also a proficient programmer. She definitely could have chosen a career in tech and just didn't.