what if instead of fabulous beasts it was faggylous beasts and nothing changed

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

I am Del, god of course

because of course you are a god

I am Tee Lee, God of the dead

Oh wow. Didn’t see that coming when I picked “the” out of the options given. And lemme just show you what was suggested.

God of the death bears was right there. And I still managed to be god of the dead. Nice.

okay now I wanna know what (in your mind) the death bears are

drop bears obviously don’t test the aussies

I am Turtle God of the greatest kingdom

I am Julian, god of death

WTF😭

I am Pins, god of

I am Venus god of war….well…yall are fucked…

I am mars God of God

Damn

i am magnolia god of the only people who have been in the same place as she is in the hospital

WAHR

I am Amee God of social media

???????????? I dont even use that many social medias….

I am IE god of life

Couldn’t be more wrong

I am Existing, god of everything

Sort of true i guess?

I am Birdo, God of sun

Huh. One that makes sense and probably has to do with the amount of times I’ve been typing god of sun for world building purposes recently. Lmao.

I am Savi, God of the Sea

…okay???

I am Alex, God of War

I mean cool ig

I am Chaos, God of Darkness

I am Bob, God of the Year

hah I beat y'all motherfuckers

I am Adelaide , God of the universe

not bad

I am Zim, God of God STOP… wait what 😭

I am Gian god oficina

Gracias

I am Taph, God of my favorite character…

Wonderful

i am asher god of love

i am [irl name] god of the sea

I am Ember, God Of my posts

The fuck? I suppose I am…

I am Mossy, God of the time

Lovely

i am lynn, god of the universe

goddamn ok

I am mischievous, herald of the beast

I am Moth, god of the game

which you have lost now, by the way.

I MAAT's Buddy, god of all comfort

And if you don't let me win, I'll take away all comfortable position to sleep

Headphone warning, just in case-

I've come to make an announcement. Arti the Slugcat is a Bitch-ass motherfucker! And she stole one of my fucking pearls!

That's right, she took her slugcat-fuckin clammy paws out and she stole my fucking pearls. And she said her husband was so much cuter than mine, and I said "that's impossible!".

So I'm making a call out post on my Twitter.com: Arti the Slugcat, you've got a small spear.

It's the size of this Walnut, except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my weapon looks like... BOOYAH!

That's right baby. Tall points, no spines, no edges. Look at that! It looks like two bombs and a large spear.

She stole my Pearl. So guess what I'm going to steal? Five of Pebbles' pearls. That's right, this is what you get. My SUPER LASER PISS!!!

Except I'm not going to piss on these Pearls. I'm going to go higher, I'm pissing on Five Pebbles! How do you like that? I already pissed on Five Pebbles, you fuck!

You have 23 hours before the piss dribble hits the fucking can. Now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too!

(This post is a response to an ask that was submitted to @ask-rain-world-characters. If you're wondering about why it was posted from this account, you can read up about it here)

THE TEMP BOYFRIEND

CHAPTER 1: 10,000 CANDIDATES

Once upon a time in the increasingly distant year of 2026, there was a girl who had every advantage in the world.

She was rich.

She was good looking, at least objectively speaking.

She was healthy.

But she squandered all of these blessings, and became a malodorous shut-in, seldom leaving the depths of one of the manors her father had procured for her.

There, she spent all day and night playing video games and subsisting on a diet of cheetos and energy drinks that would kill most animals. Her family had long given up on her, and she had no friends to speak of. Even the media, normally chomping at the bit for any sort of scoop on a billionaire's failure daughter, had gotten bored of her severe lack of antics.

There's only so much, after all, that you can write about bedrotting and streaming middling-at-best performance in League of Heroes to an audience of 3, one of whom is a spambot.

Her greatest pleasure in life was getting a half-decent roll in one of her gacha games, where she could unlock a new outfit for some twink that would never be within 6 feet of her in real life (at least, not for free).

Her closest company was the rats that had taken shelter within her manor's walls, subsisting on whatever dropped junk food they could carry in their little paws. The rats, at least, were living well.

She was destined to die alone, remembered only in urban legends for the few times she left the house draped in her grey hoodie to go to the convenience store. Life had handed her victory on a silver platter, and she pried open its jaws with all her might and pulled defeat out of them. She was a loser.

Her investor father was (seemingly) (mostly)satisfied basking in the success of his three sons, who had become prolific influencers, entrepreneurs, and politicians in their own right. His black sheep of a daughter could be easily forgotten. But he had one last trick up his sleeve, and it had to do with an investment of his: a dating platform accessible to all, but targeting the rich as their clientele.

Dango shaped creatures...

They look like gummies 🤤

c’mon guys slug it out

(holy moly this is so old that it felt like diving through a dumpster to find it)

Oh my god I remember this show! They had a game too no? I remember the episode where they drugged a guy and made him jump off a cliff.

they what

Technically they used some "illusion slug" to duplicate them and a bridge, when the monster followed them he jumped on the fake bridge and feel.

Oh. Well what's the episode then?

I've fount it! Its this one at 4:23

c’mon guys slug it out

(holy moly this is so old that it felt like diving through a dumpster to find it)

Oh my god I remember this show! They had a game too no? I remember the episode where they drugged a guy and made him jump off a cliff.

they what

Technically they used some "illusion slug" to duplicate them and a bridge, when the monster followed them he jumped on the fake bridge and feel.

c’mon guys slug it out

(holy moly this is so old that it felt like diving through a dumpster to find it)

Oh my god I remember this show! They had a game too no? I remember the episode where they drugged a guy and made him jump off a cliff.

* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

a lot of people in the notes are saying stuff like "this sounds like undertale dialogue" as if there aren't asterisks before every line, my username isn't abandoned-quiche, and my profile picture isn't kris deltarune

1,762, you say? oh and two more. So that's 1,764 then. Well don't mind if I do.

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The pleasure's mine :)

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