[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

in my experience 80% of domming is just having enough confidence to cover the fact that you are completely out of ideas for what to do now

me on an average day: i need a treat

me on a bad day: i need a deluxe treat

this is how i sleep in irl

this is what i am imagining

16 year old poster: so fcking sick of all the weirdo parashippers in the BFDI fandom, whatever, hope they all violently kill themselves!

19 year old poster: rockstar energy is kind of like if tea was goated

23 year old poster: im going four beers mode

28 year old poster: A wife can also be a daughter if an angel decides it so. But she must have love and a frail waifish body

34 year old poster: i've been enjoying playing metal gear solid 2.. wonderful game (ﾐ ᵕ ω ᵕ ﾐ)

45 year old poster: Tired of all the misery posts and doomscrollers on my feed. 😒 I wish Kamala had won, but this f*cked democracy is going to hell in a handbasket. I'm probably screwed. Oh well. At least I have coffee. 😔

6 year old poster: Goopa Troopa Maro And Bowsar Have Battle. And MArio Love. Yosi

OMFG.

Very curious doggo

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

this is so fucking cute

does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again

when they What

michaels added a feature for a while in sept. 2020 where shoppers could ask questions that would be answered live by other shoppers anonymously. which led to some good michaels interactions.

Parasite and Girl

it’s been one year since i’ve posted this and i still can’t believe the mind-bogglingly enormous response it has gotten… thank you all, i’m glad you liked my silly comic so much

Very cute comic

Also I want the perasite to [REDACTED] me until I [REDACTED] all over the place

richie tozier core

I need everyone to see this picture from the 4th article.

i know that “EW” is the actual acronym used for “extinct in the wild” but it’s really funny to imagine that this thumbnail is shaming this poor tiger

Theyre being so mean to her

A collection

woof

you are safe here, be who you really are, not who you were born as.

person who assumes maleness as default and refuses to interrogate this: yeah this character has no gender, they're just a little Guy