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when u look at 2017 and think “oh that’s only like 3 years ago” and it’s actually 12,000 years ago and everything is gone and everyone you know has been reduced to ash and the world is completely different

Crazy how this was posted on November 8th 1930 and it’s in the public domain now

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Anyone else not aware it’s always sunny in Philadelphia is still running? I mean I know it’s a good show and I’ve seen funny clips but I thought that was a show from like 10 15 years ago?? But it’s been running my whole life and is still going? I thought it ended a long time ago and they’re just doing movies now. Charlie day is Luigi for Christ sake. I saw a clip of them referencing some shit that happened last year and it threw me for a loop

The first episode is called “the gang gets racist” by the way. A 20 year long chronicle started with that

Anyone else not aware it’s always sunny in Philadelphia is still running? I mean I know it’s a good show and I’ve seen funny clips but I thought that was a show from like 10 15 years ago?? But it’s been running my whole life and is still going? I thought it ended a long time ago and they’re just doing movies now. Charlie day is Luigi for Christ sake. I saw a clip of them referencing some shit that happened last year and it threw me for a loop

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Yeah man the utopia of infinite joy and contentment is awesome. There’s absolutely no hardship or pain. Well until people started bitching about getting bored of the infinite joy saying shit about “well if there’s no hardship then the joy gets dull and boring” so now we make sure every person gets punched really hard once a year. Completely fixes the problem

crazy how real life is this but backwards

in honor of his passing the newly renamed Scott Adams Memorial Cafeteria will be serving this disgusting shit until 6pm tonight

Yeah man the utopia of infinite joy and contentment is awesome. There’s absolutely no hardship or pain. Well until people started bitching about getting bored of the infinite joy saying shit about “well if there’s no hardship then the joy gets dull and boring” so now we make sure every person gets punched really hard once a year. Completely fixes the problem

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

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Every time there’s a picture of SpongeBob on a piece of merchandise or something it’s always some realistic shaded photo and he looks like a soulless demon from hell

Okay. We have to make an iconic graphic for SpongeBob. Something for when we have “up next: spongebob” and stuff. We wanna convey that SpongeBob is a fun loving silly innocent friendly guy

Yeah let’s just have a close up at him vacantly staring at you. He’s smiling but there’s discernable emotion on his face. The audience shouldn’t be able to tell if he has a soul. Also it’s ultra detailed in a way that he never ever is in the show. I wanna see all the shadows and highlights. I want to practically feel the lumps on his fucking spongy face. He needs to look more like a product than a character

I mean the Mac n’ cheese used his “cooing to a worm” face as a reference before switching to the default only on the Mac n’ cheese he’s pogging somewhat more

Like I pay attention to detail.

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