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if something fundamental in me wasn’t missing i would be so fun to be around

You know what, fuck you *banishes you to the late 90s music video dimension*

maybe if i keep ignoring this feeling of impending doom it'll go away

my wound salt that I keep beside my bed

baking bread is awesome its fun it costs like 6 cents for a loaf and its easy as hell and if you forget about the dough in the fridge for a couple days it becomes more delicious and you can lure housemates into the common area with the smell. and if you dont finish eating it you can turn it into other stuff. #BreadLiker #WheatEnjoyer

my favorite lazy recipe i make it in my sleep and eat for days i love you bread

very happy people are saving this recipe, while you are at it this is my favorite baguette recipe - no stand mixer required and just like the other if you don't have a dutch oven that's fine just invert a stainless steel pot or something to trap steam for proper oven spring. bread forever and thank you recipe developers

what did you call it? bust a nut squash? what the fuck is wrong with you man, what is fucking *shoves you* what the fuck is wrong with you? *i have you by the collar and you finally repeat what you said which was "butternut squash"* oh my god. Dude im so sorry. eyes welling with tears im so sorry man im so sorry

social media is okay and i thinkwe sjould have more of it

who else up & bisexual⁉️⁉️⁉️ And very afraid

data scientist talking to themself in the mirror to psych themself up before a presentation in 2010:

"This choice was thematically appropriate but it makes me sad," a memoir

I know this character had to die but what if they didn't: the squeakwel

i'm sure it's fine

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

I've enjoyed watching this post get a reblog here or there throughout the year and each time I think, "Whoops! Someone's queue just hit last March!"

But it's currently January and this is the top reblog in my notes at the moment. I didn't even know a queue could run 10 months long.

All this to say, you've got 2 months to get your Ides memes ready 🗡️