does anyone know how to eat a warm chocolate croissant in public without looking like a gluttonous little french schoolboy whose maman gave him a treat for doing so well on his exams. does anyone even fucking care

la dualité des hommes

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

The Only Way Out is Through (Oils, 11x14 inches)

Marie Curie's notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They're so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes "yea there's a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush." like wat excuse me

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

i love dropping my pen putting my glasses on my desk and rubbing my face like an exhausted divorced academic in the 1980s who is greying and sexily tousled and has been up for hours digging through the yellowed pages of old obscure treatises about etruscan pots

what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!

happy birthday to the only video game ever

people still clown in the notes of this post so reminder that glados was gonna take you on a date and accuse you of cheating. shes not chells mom

I think it's been said but I'll say it again. Asking for a photo with an application is illegal because of this

sure he’s well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes

sure he’s well versed in

leftist theory but does

he do the dishes

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

And you are older than them

lets hear it for the lesbians woo

🐲Dragon vs Wolves🐺

(Read right to left)

Michael Kaluta - Legolas Draws the Bow of Galadriel, 1993

A fun thing about shipping Marcille/Falin is that based on the supplementary material you can make a pretty good argument that the emotional maturity gap in any potential relationship would go the opposite direction from what the age gap would lead one to expect.

marcille asking for a relationship advice after a fight with falin and got hit by the Racial Bias Beam (the worst thing is that he identified the problem correctly)

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

Him face

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