Danny finds out he's going to officially become ghost king when he reaches infinite realms being maturity.
Danny finds out that the king has ultimate power over how the realms work.
Danny dissolves the monarchy.
He dissolves the monarchy and holds an election instead.
People vote for him. He's stuck in the same place.
He tries to get himself impeached by just fucking deleting half their laws.
Half the laws in the Infinite Realms are really fucking stupid. His approval rating is like 98%.
He makes a bunch of NEW laws, because okay. People like fewer laws. Maybe they'll let me leave if I make more.
People like the new laws better. He's the best leader the Infinite Realms has ever had.
Danny decides to find someone vaguely liminal and trick them into beating him in a fight, so they have to deal with this bullshit instead.
He already got rid of the law that means leadership is passed on by right of conquest.
He passes a law saying elected leaders have limited terms.
He finally gets to step down after like 10 years of this bullshit.
Everyone riots. They want Danny back. Nobody else wants to be Ghost President.
There's a coup to reinstate Danny to the throne. He is re-crowned against his will.
The people have their King. Danny has a fucking headache.
*test driving a car with the salesperson in the car with me* hey do you mind if i test the sound system with my music?
yeah sure go ahead
*connect my mp3 player*
*song starts and the vocals are clearly my voice*
i love crashing my car, crashing the car i'm driving is my favourite, the only thing i love more than crashing cars is crashing cars with other people in the car with me
white people have the sauce sometimes and dont even know it
i just saw a youtube short of brandon sanderson on a podcast. the whole time hes talking hes doing book signings. what a flex. so many bitches on my dick i gotta multitask
brandon sanderson is actually just built different. once on a podcast with patrick rothfuss they were talking about tools to write better and he said "i try to limit myself to 8 hours of writing per day." he took time off of writing during the first year of covid and accidentally wrote four unplanned books. he teaches a class at byu. his wife has a codeword to get him to stop writing in his head because at any given moment you might think he's doing something normal but no he's also writing another novel. stephen king said he's insane
Mirrors
Damian Wayne hates mirrors.
Staring at a boy of 10 in front of him.
Danny can't stand mirrors.
His hand covers one of his eyes and imagines green ones staring back.
Damian finds mirrors unpleasant.
He smiles and wonders why it looks so unfamiliar on his face.
Danny can't help but stare at mirrors.
A smirk on his face. It looks familiar.
Damian longs to stare at mirrors.
Waiting for someone else to stare back.
Daniel waves goodbye to the mirror knowing he'll be back.
Promising to smile the next time he sees one.
Damian turns away from the mirror, ready for the mission at hand. Knowing he will be back to see the ghost of a boy he left behind.
parenting commitment level 3000
apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy
Collection
Gotta have a griller in your collection
Results not guaranteed.
Robert: I don’t talk about this a lot, but I actually have had a difficult relationship with one of my parents
Blonde Blazer: Yes, your father, you talk about it obsessively
Robert: well, I wouldn’t say obsessively. I mean, sure, there were times when I wished he was there for me more, but
Blonde Blazer: Robertson
Robert: Right! Sorry—
Window Guys are here, would it be weird for me to try to give them eggs from my chickens.
Termites
On the plus side, the actual termite damage (at least around the window frames) is enough that Window Guys can handle it so the windows can still go in today.
On the minus side, I have to budget for a Termite Guy now. So that's fun.
Oh and one of the window guys did appreciate free eggs.
It's good news when tradies keep saying stuff like "I've never dealt with this before" and "I've never seen anything like this", right?
I'm going in and out doing chores and I keep hearing them say concerning things like "that's not going to work" and "we have to take more of the wall out".
There'll be the external part of the wall, I need to get another guy to replace the internal plasterboard when I can afford it.