the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once
come back my scarab
please come back my scarab
i,m so fuckign sorryy my scarab
reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about
Donkey Kong
You are not staying in the tags
after more or less dismissing my cosplay interest as a silly phase a decade or so ago, my dad stepped out this weekend in full triton eleganza at his school’s nerd convention. i got to watch his students’ gobsmacked faces as their history teacher strutted around with a 6 foot trident, blue face paint and fins. and i do mean strut because he clearly was loving being in costume
nothing feels better than hearing your dad trying to explain his oc to a confused mom, who nevertheless asked for a photo with him
oh ragebaiting my fat dog pt 20 video, you know just what to say to cheer me up

Never kill yourself
found a dude who does VR cruisin and boozin and im IN LOVE
Finally: ethical drunk driving
manchineel perfec t place for rest under in rain
shade very Soft and Comfort human sleep soundly put human under Manchineel Tree. Put Human Under Manchineel Tree. no problems ever under mancchineel tree because good Taste and Sweet fruit for tired hungry human. Amanchineel Tree yes a place for a human put human under manchineel tree can trust manchineel for giveing good shelter to human. friend manchineel
This is perhaps my new favorite video
I would like to state for the record i’ve ignored this post the last 50 times i’ve seen it bc i thought it would be some hyper cutsie anime girl voice and i’m overjoyed to report it is instead Weapons Grade Miku complete with war horns that fuck
“this is not paranoia, it’s realistic fear” i say after not going downstairs to get water because five nights at freddy’s will be in the fridge
“this is not paranoia, it’s realistic fear” i say after not going downstairs to get water because five nights at freddy’s will be in the fridge




