I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

To update this, the astronaut didn’t actually do it, she and her wife were getting a divorce and the wife plead guilty to lying to the feds about it

And framing your ex for a crime mid-divorce while they are actively in space is some Agatha Christie level shit

I've seen 3 of the 4 john wick movies and I love how all the dialogue is like. A dude will go like "Is that you John Wick?" And John Wick will go "Yeah..." and the guy will go "You doing some John Wicking tonight?" And John Wick will go "Something Like That..." And the dude will go "Shame it had to be this way" and John Wick will go "I'm Sorry..." and then John Wick caves the dude's head in with a giant wooden mallet. And it rules.

The rest of the dialogue is just outtakes from the Vampire the Masquerade player's manual

fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭

Hello???? Suggestions????

Reblog if you're overworked and underfucked

How it feels to ask a friend to do an activity with you even though you Know both of you will enjoy it and they've never been mean about doing it with you before and you'll both have a great time

may have secured funding

how on earth would I get in trouble for a legal orangutan company, I'm following the law to the letter

sight I saw in san francisco, twice: gaggle of tiny children leashed together being herded along, everyone in hi-vis

now, pecker means penis. and wood means boner. so of course you would make assumptions about the term woodpecker. but no. the bird

I LOVE hearing that other languages have so many beautifully unique ways to construct dick jokes

this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

god, the voice actor cooked with this one

I should hope so, Frank Welker has been playing Fred since before my mom was born. Meanwhile every other character has been replaced multiple times, sometimes by Frank Welker

I imagine if he wasn't good at it someone would have told him to stop by now

God please not this fucking post

love images like this

Look. Look I’m not reading as much fanfic as I used to.

But in case any young people out there need to hear this- it is very normal for gay people to just. take turns. For a lot of the stuff. That some of you. Seem to think are static, binariatic, opposing personality traits.

ngl some of yall treat “top” and “bottom” like they’re god given roles or immutable personality traits and not just like. where their body happens to be in relation to someone else’s rn

Being real for a second, some people use “top” and “bottom” the same way others would use “man” and “woman” and it SHOWS