Scion of Cuteness. I consider you a good friend. But a question has weighed on my mind like a satchel of gold coins and gems. Why do you so often clash with our dear mutuals? It seems, every day, you fight a new battle. I implore you to seek peace. As they say, in war, there are no real victors.
-Forever your friend, the contemptible scoundrel, a.k.a the dead man, the blade in the dark, the living weapon, the mutant, the darkness of the heart, the one-eyed demon, god-stabber, the nightscourge, the darkstalker, vengeance, the viper of darkwood valley, dragonthief, the final bandit, the obsidian gaze and the eye in the dark, the priestslayer and the clericsbane, gloomdagger, flameborn, deathwalker, terror of the heavens, the bane, the dark smothering the light as evening breaks, the poisoned chalice, elf ear licker, the blademaster, the soulless one, the holy man's lament, the wretch, death's shadow, quicksilver, the grim omen, foul dweller, the deadly gambit, shadow-heart, death-dealer, the hidden blade, jane doe, herald of desolation, the bloody fable, the piercing sorrow, the swamp-shade, strider, hero's folly, the contemptible scoundrel, night's edge, the viper's sting, el cazador, giantslayer, fate-stealer, soul-render, hope's end, avatar of despair, the wraith, ghostblade, 死, nightfall, the phantom, the last resort, bloodthirst, unquenchable fury, rogue warrior, the heartless one, the leaden soul, the martyr of darkness, unholy fury, blackguard, breaker of vows, spiritbreaker, the nightmare, killer, the enemy of all living things, snakeblood, the immutable truth, the light's bane, the vengeful revenant, depraved fool, the killing machine, the beast of bones, brutal operator, the bug man, the shadow spectre, glintblade, bloodseeker, the merchant's scourge, the blight of man, knifegleam, nightfear, virtuous thief, the blood butcherer, ironeye, dog guillotine,
