Mal | 34 | they/him
→we slidin
At that point he’s a passenger too
Happy we slidin season to all who observe
A moment to celebrate 5 years of we slidin.
Happy 5 years of we slidin to all who observe
(Via sawvidae Source: teathattast) 336,672 notes | 3 hours ago
Marx and Engels
(Via muttley-do-something Source: despazito) 9,334 notes | 5 hours ago
villain going to the goon shelter to pick out a new henchman
this energetic and diabolical boy was rescued from a goon hoarding situation… he loves pulling levers, gloating, and turning cranks with great abandon. prefers to be the only goon. needs an active lair with plenty of enrichment.
now this fella comes with some baggage. his previous villain was going to have put down when he refused to perform unsedated human vivisection as a form of torture. one of our agents intercepted the execution and brought him to the goon shelter. would thrive in an environment of G or PG-rated villainry.
on the other hand, if you’re looking for something a little more… advanced… then this fine lady over here would make a great challenge for an experienced villain able to set firm boundaries. she will NOT be released to first-time villains; proof of prior henchpeople must be demonstrated before adoption approval. high prey drive. under no circumstances should she be left alone with children or small animals. must sign waiver releasing the goon shelter from responsibility if her behavior is deemed excessively depraved.
These two are pair-bonded and may only be adopted together. Up for anything, they are fiercely loyal to their employer provided their needs are met and they are permitted to hold hands. They look alarmingly similar to one another but it is undeterminable whether they are close blood relatives or lovers who choose to dress and style themselves in identical ways. Habit of finishing each other’s sentences with rhyming couplets; we have not attempted to train this out of them. Will answer to whatever names or titles you give them so long as they are complimentary and/or rhyme.
Will you help this goon find his forevil lair? He’s been returned to the goon shelter six times now but we refuse to give up on him. A vile little rat of a man, he’d be the perfect accomplice to someone willing to overlook his unfortunate heterosexuality. If gay-coding is not your style and you don’t expect it from a henchman, please consider giving this little guy a good home in your dastardly schemes.
This guy is not your typical goon. He was rescued from a high-kill shelter after being deemed unfit for henching. His deep baritone voice, his darkly handsome good looks, and his flair for the dramatic have made prospective employers pass over him time and time again, making him the longest resident of the goon shelter. But don’t judge a book by its cover—while his appearance and demeanor suggest “villain”, his real passion is taking orders and faithfully serving a master. If you’re secure in your villainry and not prone to jealousy, he may just be what it takes to turn your base into a lair.
Today I drew 2 look outside characters I haven’t drew before! Monty and xaria!!!! And I get why 😰 they are hard to draw,, girl why u got so much buckles
(Via crankyteapot Source: rummy1869) 90 notes | 5 hours ago Tagged: #YES
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Real sound! No stupid music! You can hear it say moo!
YOU CAN HEAR IT SAY MOO!
(Via lapsuslapsiis Source: marinella-ela) 40,228 notes | 7 hours ago
When I was in middle school, I really wanted a rat and my mama got me one before I had the chance to do any research, and I named him Mildew, and then I learned that rats get all fucked up if they don’t have a buddy, so I got him a brother and I named the brother Dildew. Something to consider if you are currently pregnant with twins.
(Via max-iwtaco Source: c3rvida3) 3,582 notes | 8 hours ago
I made it because I wanted to spend time with her. (Please don’t mind the quality.)
(Via coffinshaped Source: nantoka-dayo) 139 notes | 8 hours ago Tagged: #HOLY FUCKKKKK LOOK AT HER #cobigail
I lack perception of time so you could legit walk up to me and say “Hi” after 3 years and I’d be like “aww I missed you. we talked just last week :3”
(Via fenhound Source: dungeon-bitch) 18,319 notes | 8 hours ago