i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now
ideal woman to me and i am not kidding
SHE SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB
I don’t think the club could handle her
WAIT IS IT??
LMAO YES
I try to microwave Mickey Mouse to make a statement on corporate greed but I accidentally grabbed the Kingdom Hearts version of him out of my unethically small Cage of Mickeys and now he's flipping around dodging the beams like Yoda fucked an ant
Try the popcorn setting.
Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
ALTIt's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
ALTWhat
ALTHuh???
can see the pores on that thang
Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango
target audience reached (me)
Oh please, like anyone will be playing Sims 4 in 2050. It'll be Sims 3 and it will still only run on one core.
