mangoberri330

inconsequential gibberish.

[20+] Hello. This is weird. I like things. And reblog things. Draws sometimes.

eidetictelekinetic

Mutual pining is great, but you know what's even better? Mutual pining where they're both fully aware the feelings are requited, they just can't do anything about it for other reasons. Or maybe they technically could but they've had to choose not to, because of The Circumstances.

incorrectsmashbrosquotes

The best piece of writing advice I can give is that you should strive to be sincere rather than original.

You can't force originality. Originality will arise as a natural consequence of sincerity. Make the story completely and apologetically yours, and originality will come by virtue of it being your story.

ducktracy

a big goal of mine this year is to really lock in with my character acting abilities for work and other avenues. and what better way to do that than to study and “reverse board” the wealth of inspirations i have? VEEEEEERY very scribbly and quick, just trying to be gestural and hack out the flow, but here’s the result of one study session if it’s of any interest! so hard to do this scene justice but it might be some of my favorite character animation in any cartoon

bounce-a-coin-off-your-witcher

Oh you're writing a gay smut fic with a fantasy setting? Don't forget to give one of your characters a

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philosophicalparadox

It’s not that mysterious though.

Anyone carrying a bladed weapon carried oil. (More on that in a sec) Oil is what you use to clean and condition steel, especially, since water will rust it.

Many people in the Middle Ages used scented oils for their skin and hair from noblemen to lowly serfs.

Oil was incredibly abundant and quite cheap. The TYPE of oil however does matter in this.

Sheep oil (rendered from their fat) was very common and used for all manner of things from making soap to treating skin conditions. Rendered sheep fat has a very light texture and is a decent carrier oil without too pungent of a scent. Unfortunately it did rancid fast so it was common to add lots of herbs to it to help preserve it, especially rosemary, borage, marjoram and citron peels. This is how it became a common “perfume” oil used to scent hair skin or clothes. Nearly anyone would have had this handy somewhere.

Rendered pork oil was very common too and was most popular as a cooking oil.

Vegetable oil made from walnuts, almonds and flax seed was by far the most common non-animal oil. Nearly anybody had a bottle of almond or walnut oil in their pantry or on their person. These were by far the most popular oils used for conditioning steel, with walnut oil preferred because its tannins also gave armor a patina that kept it better. Only the absurdly wealthy ever wore polished armor. Everyone else blackened it to make it keep better. Walnut oil is good at doing that.

Walnut oil also works well as a lubricant. People back then DID use sexual lube by the way. No prostitute would be caught dead without it. Their favorite types were walnut and olive oil, though almond oil might be used in a pinch. They also used watered down acacia gum in southern Europe, which was sticky but slick and easy to re-wet.

Olive oil though was THE oil in Europe. It was expensive, comparatively, but obviously people considered it well worth its cost because it was found everywhere south of the Seine and frequently seen in even minor lordly houses or knights quarters much farther north. Considering quite a few people of the time thought it had aphrodisiac qualities when applied as certain way (likely because raw olive oil has a warming effect) I think you can imagine the most common reason it was sought after by men in particular.

Olive oil was also used in medicine and just about any church had some floating around somewhere because it’s conveniently good at treating minor infections and is wonderful for toothaches.

So the mysterious vial of oil isn’t at all mysterious and even if he were carrying it around with the sole intention of using it for sex, that wouldn’t actually be that strange either.

fingerstealer

[Image ID: a blue glass vial, presumably filled with oil, with text overlaid which says "mysterious vial of oil"

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jackironsides

Olive oil was ubiquitous in Ancient Greece and Rome too, of course, since the south is the part of Europe where olives grow. In addition to its culinary (and sexual! uses), it was used for bathing as an exfoliant along with a strigil.

It was used for light in the way that medieval Brits might have used a rushlightolive oil filled the Greek and Roman lamps (or bowls) that would be lit to see by in the dark. Oil lamps were also used in Europe through the medieval period along with candles and rushlights, even if the type of oil (and the shape of the lamp) used would vary by region and period.

Nicholas Culpeper's Herbal also has a whole section on making medicinal oils, often by bruising and soaking various herbs in 'oil omphacine', a type of olive oil. So if your fantasy character is a herbalist, that's another reason to have oil on hand.

But if you expect your character to be making their own food at any point, oil is not all that mysterious to have on hand. Especially since it generally doesn't go rancid like lard can, which is handy in a society with no refrigeration. And medieval Europeans did eat salad! (more commonly spelt 'salat' at that point), and they generally dressed it with vinegar and oil.

tl;dr, oil is used for fuckin’ in fantasy settings for a reason.

pangur-and-grim

when I was a kid, I complained to my mom about other kids being mean to me, and she said "you have to tell them that your feelings are hurt! then they'll understand."

so the next time I was being bullied, I said "hey. you guys aren't being very nice." and they looked really confused and stun-locked for a minute and then said "yeah... we know."