i open and close tumblr like im sisyphus with that stupid rock

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

how did they know

john raul porge and gringo

amazing how this 3,700 year old Babylonian legal code is making more sense than our current justice system

Yong Hong Zhong, Sunrise at Griffith Park Observatory, 2026, Watercolor on paper

When you're driving home at night and you meet a Ford F-150 on the road

the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019

Fox News had two men kissing for a solid 2 seconds on screen before cutting away

happy new years

This post is: Kiki

[Video description: Four videos that have been stitched together; the first three are captioned. One: A lawyer in a suit says smugly, "I sued a 9-year-old kid and won!" Two: A bearded person sits outside and says ironically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a basketball game and won." Three: A person wearing a yellow bandanna as a sweatband says dramatically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a bench press competition, and won." Four: A (presumably) nine year old kid walks across a lawn, shaking their head slightly and sounding out of breath as they say, "I had the worst day of my life." End description.]

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"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

I love rocks that look extremely like someone just tested the demon blade on them

The way that this is just my post put on a picture of Christian Bale for some reason. Okay

THIS CAN’T KEEP HAPPENING!!!!