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25 years old

when i was a teenager i used to catch myself thinking "i'm really glad i'm alive right now because of all the cool personal technologies that exist" and when i did i'd think it through and reckon that well, its not like teenagers in the 70s and 80s knew they didnt have ipods or facebook or whatever. they were also happy with the tech they had. and i'd reason that in the future there would be more fun technologies that i dont know i'm missing out on right now and the future will be an even cooler time to exist

anyway i was dead fucking wrong about that last part. i hate personal technologies now. i miss having an ipod that doesnt advertise shit to me and i miss when my htc wildfire didnt harass me 45 times a day to install an ai assistant and then install it anyway when i say no and i miss when the internet wasnt 5 websites all of which i have to log into and i miss when i didnt need an app to talk to my landlord. sorry past me you were actually right about 2009

I have reposted this before but I am always impressed by how well-thought out every spot is. There is no good place to sit. “Oh, Eomer’s cool, I’ll sit with him” but then you will have to listen to Gollum and Bilbo the entire flight. “I’ll sit with Sam!” Pippin and Merry will be turning around the entire flight to talk to him. Sure, you can sit with Elrond, but you’re going to deal with him staring down Aragorn and Arwen. You may love Legolas and Gimli, but will you love sitting BETWEEN them? Just when you see a spot that seems okay, somewhere behind or across the aisle is a terrible option. This is so good. No good seats on the LOTR plane

no i think 17 looks good

This is working off the incorrect premise that you would not want to sit between Merry and Pipin and make two new friends and not be bored. Seat 9 also comes with very vew villains around it.

That said: this is also working off the incorrect premise that you're going to get to sit anywhere. Even assuming the balrog does not set the whole plane on fire while boarding, that's going to be a battlefield before everyone's even finished getting on the plane. Assuming anyone makes it to the plane from the Gate.

The correct choice is: any other airport because that one's not going to be standing very long.

The correct choice is 10. you can still make new friends with Merry and Pippin, you can talk with Sam and thereby make the flight more pleasant for Gandalf because he‘s not gonna get blabbered to by the three hobbits but can join conversation when he wants and is not busy keeping an eye on the Nine. You have the Gimli Legolas Barrier to Denethor who are gonna be clowning on that ass. Which is gonna be nice in the background. And Saruman is gonna be too much of a Snob to interact with you unless you and your new hobbit friends will bully him for righteous reasons.

10 is the correct seat.

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Happy Holidays! More living blood please

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Zagreus actually feels a little superfluous and he does have a priestess to whine at. "So are you two going to fight or talk or-"

"You're my grandson," Demeter interrupts.

He falters. There doesn't seem to be any follow up so he offers, "Uh, yeah? I mean, you must have wondered how I was able to break through your curse, and, well, you freeze the earth in my mother's name."

As her mother, Demeter is entitled to her revenge. As her son, Zagreus is exempt from that rage by custom and blood. He's son of the goddess of spring and the god of life and blood, and he wouldn't have been able to do nearly as much without that, but this is the real trick up his sleeve. It's allowed him to chip away at Demeter's endless winter while the other gods failed one by one, all the way up to Zeus.

Demeter's eyes narrow then she focuses on Persephone once more. "You really hate me so much that you'd choose the god of the dead over your own mother? Over the suitors I'd picked for you?"

"You made me choose," Persephone snaps. "I hid myself from you because you wouldn't accept what I wanted."

"Selfish," Demeter hisses, the wind picking up around her. "Ungrateful. Arrogant. Foolish."

"Controlling," his mother returns furiously. The earth trembles beneath her feet. "Ignorant. Pompous. Blind."

"Okay!" he says, looking between them. "Maybe we should-"

"Go to your temple, Zagreus," Persephone orders. "Your grandmother and I have some things to discuss."

They're going to try and tear each other's throats out. His orchard is going to take so much damage. "Well, uh, shout if you need me?"

Neither of them acknowledge him.

Zagreus finds Eliana anxiously pacing in the main hall. "Prince! Are you - I apologize for," she trails off, looking him over, then frowns. "What's wrong?"

He opens his mouth, closes it, then says, "I think I just got sent to my room."

Eliana blinks and then her lips twitch and she's turning her back on him to muffle her laughter. He grabs her by the shoulders and rubs his knuckles into the top of her head in retribution, but that just makes her laugh harder.

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happy halloween! very excited to cath a prompt request, are you still working on the hades story? or pjo if not?

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Zagreus turns, startled. "Mom?"

Oh, he and Eliana are going to have words after this.

She comes towards him, but doesn't take her eyes of Demeter who's gone as still as if her own frost has frozen her in place. Her hand comes to his shoulder and grips him tight, uncaring of the blood. "Zagreus. Care to fill me in?"

He makes a face. "Not particularly, no."

His mother tightens her grips even further and breathes out. "This power. It's - all this time. It's been you?"

He hadn't known she'd kept up on the goings on above. She certainly hadn't acted like it. "Uh. I needed a hobby?"

The tension rises between them only for a moment and then she's laughing, one of his favorite sounds, one that gets him to linger in his father's palace even when his responsibilities above and in his court should really usher him away. She pulls him close, arms deceptively strong, and presses her cheek to his. His blood covers her, but he supposes if that was something that bothered her, she would not have become Hades's bride.

"Persephone," Demeter says finally, a mix of disbelief, happiness, grief, and anger. "You're dead. I saw you die."

"Mother," she returns, stepping away from Zagreus while still keeping an arm around him. "I am Queen of the Underworld. You saw me merely going home to the husband I chose rather than the one you arranged."

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happy halloween!! 🍂 blood god zagreus or a continuation of ed as an alchemist during the ishbalan war?

hope you have a great day!

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Persephone has always felt the distance from her son and has done her best not to take it personally. He struggled so much to get to her, to bring her home and reunite with her with her husband and to be able to speak with her for more than a couple of minutes before dying in her arms.

She hates how many memories she has of him dying in her arms. That first time, as a newborn who's blood filled his lungs and stole his breath, was bad enough to give her nightmares for centauries. The subsequent times weren't any better. Even knowing that he'd return to her hadn't been enough to soften the blow. He loves her enough to fight for her and go against the fate and his father and common sense.

If after, when she was home and settled, she felt like she couldn't hold his attention - well, it's not like it was different for anyone else. Even the fury he's seeing and the god who doesn't look away from him don't seem to be able to hold his attention for long.

She did think that it was odd, at times. Before, he'd been running to her. But she's here. What's he running to now?

When she hears a prayer, she almost ignores it, as she's gotten used to ignoring all those who invoke her name.

Please, Queen Persephone. Zagreus needs you.

That gets her attention. How can it not? No mortal should know her son's name.

Her son has never needed her before.

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Anonymous asked:

Happy Halloween, more of Living Blood?

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Demeter hates this place.

She tears trees from their roots but they do not break. Their fruits do not bruise. Her frost melts into sweet water.

"Why won't you die?" she snarls, chest heaving. This wasn't supposed to be this difficult. It wasn't supposed to be difficult at all. Who is Zagreus to stand against her? A foolish, impudent godling.

He is red with blood but he does not die. His wounds close almost as soon as she makes them. He doesn't even flinch.

He grins, white teeth against a face painted red. "Death has no hold on me."

"Death is all you are, son of Hades," she mocks. "Enough of this. I'm sending you home."

She builds power inside of her, enough to split the world open beneath their feet and swallow Zagreus whole. She will kill him no matter what it takes.

Except then a voice she never thought she'd hear again says, "He is not only a son of Hades."

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Happy birthday!!!🎉🎁🎂

Zagreus, please?

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Eliana has never disobeyed Zagreus. She's never even wanted to. He's not only a god, but her god. She was his first priestess and she's his high priestess - the only gods she could possibly be expected to ever put in front of him are Zeus or Hera, and frankly even then they'd have to come down from Olympus themselves to demand it from her before she would give it. Neither Zeus nor Hera offered shelter from Demeter's rage, but Zagreus had.

More than that, Zagreus is her friend. She still looks like the young woman she was when he first blessed her, but she's already outlived her natural lifespan, and Zagreus has been a source of comfort and joy and kindness for a lifetime.

The battle rages outside the temple, the earth shaking under her and sounds like a battle as they rage war on her doorstep. She's safe inside his temple. She knows that. Even if he loses, his power is rich here, and not even Demeter can kill a son of Hades for good, she doesn't think.

In this battle against Demeter, Zagreus has always stood alone. He has shown no resentment, no anger, just determination and acceptance and wry humor.

She's known Zagreus for a lifetime. She long ago figured out why he called himself Prince.

Sometime after that, she figured out why, exactly, Zagreus alone could withstand her.

She hopes he'll forgive her this.

For the first time in decades, she kneels at an alter and makes an offering to a god not her own.

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You guys call anything Catholic just because it's christian and vibesy. "oh he's southern and makes me feel bad about myself" girl that's a baptist

only valid tag on this so far

Quick and absolutely non-comprehensive field guide of Christian breeds:

Roman Catholic: Oldest version and the one pretty much everyone else split off from. Ornate churches, elaborate vestments, formalized and ritualistic service. Very hierarchal and patriarchal; Pope is head of the church and all clergy are male and celibate. Most, but not all Christian monastic orders are Roman Catholic. Primary ranges: Italy, Spain, Portugal, France, Ireland, and places with strong colonialist/immigration ties to the above (especially Latin and South America).

Eastern Orthodox: Split from the Roman Catholics during the 12th century. Churches tend to be more dome based, icons are everywhere. Less centralized than Catholic church. Male priests, may be married or unmarried but usually depicted with thick beards and either very fancy robes and crowns or black robes with a black hat and veil. Primary ranges: Russia, Greece, eastern Europe.

Anglican/Episcopal: Split from the Roman Catholics when Henry VIII wanted a divorce. Sometimes called "Catholic Lite" because "high church" vibes are very Catholic at first glance (notable differences: less emphasis on saints/Virgin Mary, lots of references to people in Oxford and Canturbury, priests who may be married, female, and/or openly queer). Monarch of England is nominal head of church (except for Episcopals, who are what American Anglicans became when they didn't like the whole king business), but like most things with the monarchy it's an empty title and the Bishop of Canterbury is generally regarded as the official head honcho. Primary ranges: United Kingdom, US, Canada, former British Empire areas.

Lutheran: Split from the Roman Catholics when Martin Luther didn't like forgiveness of sins being a pay-to-play deal. Generally more minimalist in look than Catholic or Anglican. Wide range of subgroups including Evangelical (generally moderate to progressive), Missouri Synod (conservative) and Wisconsin Synod (extremely conservative). American Lutherans have a reputation for extreme stoicism and throwing lots of potlucks. Primary ranges: Germany, Scandinavia, Midwestern US.

African-American: Churches of various denominations that minister primarily to Black Americans, because segregation was A Big Thing for much of the country's history. Usually depicted as having passionate, enthusiastic preaching with call-and-response ("Can I get an 'Amen'?" "AMEN!"), gospel choirs, and ladies in really fancy hats. Primary ranges: Black communities throughout the US.

Latter-Day Saint/Mormon: Splinter group formed when a guy named Joseph Smith claimed to find a whole new part of the Bible. Famous for polygamy but nowadays this is limited to smaller fundamentalist sects. Aggressive missionary work; being approached by young men in black pants and white button up shirts calling themselves "Elder (Name)" is inevitable anywhere around a Mormon ward. Very conservative; EXTREMELY white. Primary ranges: Utah and Idaho, with a smaller but still distinct presence in other western US states.

Evangelical American: Loose organization of non-denominational churches with strong social and political presence. Primarily responsible for 98% of the "faith-based" media made in the last thirty or so years. Typically found in large mega-churches, converted anchor stores in strip malls, and high school auditoriums. Very conservative and making that absolutely EVERYONE'S problem. Primary ranges: anywhere in the US where they're worried someone is learning evolution, feminism, or socialism.

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

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compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.

Zhao Zhao (Chinese, b. 1982)

Constellations, 2021-2022

Embroidery on silk

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ok so i’ve seen some of you aren’t that sure that this is actually embroidery (i was suspicious too bc damn!!!!) so here you is another embroidery of his with some close ups♥ :

Constellations, 2017 (300 x 980 cm)

embroidery on silk

embroidery on silk-

Embroidery on Silk???

Embroidery?????? On silk???????

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