Crushing news: shrinkflation so bad the funny number has decreased from 69 to 67
Alcohol is crazy. One small cocktail enters your body and fifteen minutes later, it has transmogrifie into like a gallon of piss
That is the drunkest way I could have spelled that
The Velocipastor (2018) 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
Perhaps the absolute highest cinematic experience one can hope to witness high on a certain strain or stone cold sober in one’s entire lifetime.
pls just imagine being dorothy and expecting glinda to show up and save her 😭 instead glinda halfheartedly begs elphaba to free dorothy for about 0.5 seconds before proceeding to duet the saddest lesbian song imaginable with her as if there isn't a literal child in their metaphorical basement
Never change Tumblr.... Never change
This person wrote a manifesto I ain’t reading all that but this is literally the type of behavior im talking about the idea hobbies all cost money is so removed from reality if you have the time to pick up your phone and write 7 paragraphs on how im victimizing you with my offhanded post you have the time to watch a movie on YouTube with your very same phone instead come on now. How is you freaking out on the internet helping any of these issues
things that dont cost money: hiking, walking, birdwatching, identifying plants, drawing (you have a pen, reading (library), collecting rocks, dancing, singing.... etc wtc etc
if you cant find a hobby you can afford, thats a you problem. and if youre posting online, you have a device to do that, get some free games, trawl wikipedia, study something. stop picking fights online and do something else.
if you can write an essay about it on your phone you can write fanfic or poetry or something on your phone also and it will be much nicer for everyone involved, including you
ever since I was little I knew I wanted to dedicate my formative years to imagining fictional scenarios