preserved
Made some doodles n class bc i was bored TT but give some funds to cloud please！！
The target audience for my art is myself
My second target audience is the gays, the religiously traumatized and the old man likers
When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city
I’ve known Zack for just a week or so, and not to be dramatic or anything, but i would die for him.
Nvm i was having a great time but here were are smh smh (love the freaking animation!!!)
sadeyes-andlazy asked:
Sephiroth doesn't want to work so time traveller Vincent offers to take his place for the day. Does anyone fall for it?
rottenpumpkin13 answered:
Vincent is a former Turk, he’s mastered stealth, deception, disguise, and most importantly: bullshitting with confidence. But he’s tired, he’s too old for that shit. Why bother changing your appearance when you can just gaslight an entire company into believing Sephiroth was always 6'0" with glowing red eyes and a cape.
*Zack opens the door to Sephiroth’s office*
Zack: Hey, Seph—
*He pauses, sees Vincent standing at the window dramatically, red cloak billowing despite no wind*
Zack: …Uh, excuse me? Sir? Where’s Sephiroth?
Vincent: I am the general.
Zack: No you’re not.
Vincent: Aren’t I?
Zack: …No?
Vincent: Hm. Strange. Because I feel like Sephiroth. I sound like Sephiroth. I’m standing in his office, drinking his coffee, brooding at his window. I have his paperwork. I opened three of his emails and deleted them without reading. If I’m not him, then who am I?
Zack: Are you gaslighting me?
Vincent:
Zack: Are you trying to convince me Sephiroth has always looked like this?!
Vincent: Have I not?
Zack: …I’m not so sure anymore.
*Vincent reaches out and ruffles Zack’s hair*
Zack: !! <3 Okay, you’re Sephiroth!
*The real Sephiroth opens the door*
Zack, drawing his sword: Sephiroth, sir, shall I eliminate the imposter?
Vincent: Fair, please, show the janitor some respect.
Sephiroth: ….
Anonymous asked:
Ya think Time Traveler!Vincent would ever come across Kunsel in the vents at some point?
rottenpumpkin13 answered:
*Vincent expertly maneuvers through the air ducts*
Vincent: I should be fine. I know my way around the air vents from my time as a Turk, I’m trained in stealth, and I can keep out of sight this way. No one ever comes up here. Besides, my appearance has changed so much since then that I’d be unrecognizable either way.
*He rounds a corner and immediately runs into Kunsel*
Kunsel: WHOA! are you Legendary ex-Turk, presumed-dead, possible biological father of Sephiroth, Nibelheim cryptid, son of Grimoire Valentine, the reason Hojo sleeps with a gun under his pillow, possible biological father of Sephiroth—Vincent Valentine?! Dude, I have a whole theory blog about you! Can I get a selfie?
Vincent: …
okkks-blog asked:
seeing how strong cadet cloud asgz decide to find the limits of his lifting and compare it to their own
rottenpumpkin13 answered:
Zack: Hey guys, check it out! We found out that because of the mako density in the village Cloud grew up in, he’s suuuper strong. Like, basically SOLDIER-level even though he doesn’t have enhancements.
Sephiroth: That’s impossible.
Zack: Show ‘em, Cloud!
*Cloud casually lifts a Shinra-issue metal bench over his head like it’s made of cardboard*
Genesis: Pfft, big deal, I can do that too.
*Genesis grabs the bench and lifts it effortlessly*
Zack: Okay, but can you guys do this?
*Cloud lifts Zack like he weighs nothing*
Sephiroth: Of course.
*Sephiroth effortlessly lifts Angeal in one arm and Genesis in the other, barely breaking a sweat*
Sephiroth: I would just like to point out that Angeal and Genesis collectively weigh over 600 pounds, and yet, this is absolutely nothing to me. But don’t be discouraged, Cloud. Your strength is already impressive.
*Cloud grabs Sephiroth and lifts him clean off the ground*
Sephiroth: EH—!
Got his ass together in three words
Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.
