i love this game (i'm stuck P ranking the 4th floor)

my three wee smoking girlfriends

How to see whether a Chinese handmade teapot is well done or not - quality of the spout is an important standard. 

cr: 承启 建水紫陶

that last teapot is like witnessing an eternal and important truth

I just watched this with the sound on and i really recommend it because the utter silence of the last teapot is both perfectly predictable and totally remarkable.

デゴチ@degochiyakuri

How do you say "game over for my life for real" in Japanese

sleeping on the floor is making a comeback after i was in the woods for 12 hours and fell asleep on my doormat after getting home.

maybe it shouldn't. I woke up convinced there was a portal opening to the rat dimension next to me but it was my headlamp

you need to go back to the rat dimension they need your help

last time i listen to you

(guy who is wearing all yellow voice) Boy i sure hope no one looks at me in a noticeable way

like can we be serious for a moment please. Use our brain

How's Curious George doing btw

hey. That was devastating

Sucks that all the animals that are as smart as we are don’t have highly developed language centers. I just want to discuss the finer points of philosophy with a parrot.

I wanna live in a world where I can yell at a raven to get off my roof and it can tell me to fuck off.

In their language or mine. I’m willing to learn Raven language if it means that I can tell them where the good trash bins are.

I just imagined a raven running a language class pointing at pictures on a PowerPoint with his beak and making squawking noises and a bunch of 19 year old undergrads attempting to squawk back at him.

I don't think there's any justification for forcing ravens to learn how to use Powerpoint

Excuse you sharing his language with the youth is his passion in life

Also I feel like Ravens would love PowerPoint. They're that type of nerd.

Also I feel like

Ravens would love PowerPoint.

They’re that type of nerd.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

The only good white washing

You can also add color to the mix! All those quaint postcard-esque colorful European houses that tourists clamour to see? That's limewash babey!!!

And you can apply multiple coats a year if you want the color to be opaque faster :]

By the way, this is the right way to change the color of brick. Paint traps moisture... Bricks are clay... Bricks that can't dry out when they get wet turn back into mud... Limewash doesn't trap moisture... Bricks dry out and stay bricky

collecting these

HOW could i forget this classic

starting a collection

something something the poetry of science etc

woah

yeah

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

matched set

Apparently, you can't post videos in a reblog so...

Skirt go spin! <3

Trans joy is the most beautiful thing in the world

🩷OP MADE HER DRESS SO YOU BETTER REBLOG!🩷

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?