irishghosts:

ghost @ reader:

sigh-tofm:

reader at a bar being approached by johnny ‘my wife thinks you’re attractive’ mactavish but his wife is 6’4, 250lbs, wears a skull balaclava in public and is staring you down like you killed his mother

faeberrywine:

ID credit: 918545518 on 小红书

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nicolegendary:

princereece:

nicolegendary:

these two memes have equal and opposite energies

ok but how could you forget this one

god you’re so right. hatred, worship, and comradery. below, above, and beside. the ultimate trifecta.

headspace-hotel:

advanced-passenger-train:

dogpuppy:

Never thought I would consider the notion that Argentina is keeping Chile warm with its colossal ass.

important-cat-pics:

jennyforeigner:

Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was “can’t decide a new years resolution”. I can’t think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.

valtsv:

valtsv:

the thing about body horror is that there’s nothing you can come up with that can compete with what the human body will do to itself under a sufficient amount of stress

EXCEPT ‼️ radiation poisoning. that shit is fuuuuuucked.

munchy-k:

munchy-k:

munchy-k:

ive always rly liked the idea of a member of a group of adventurers having what everyone assumes is very well trained hawk and then at the end of their journey its casually revealed that thats actually just his buddy whos a shapeshifter and just rly likes being a hawk

the guy also like thinks everyone knows bc he never tries to hide the fact that the hawk is a person but everyone assumes hes always just joking. like the others being like “damn its crazy how he knows exactly what you want him to do its like he knows english or something.” and the guy is just like “well yeah thats his first language so ofc he’s fluent??” and they all go “haha good one” and move on, leaving him confused

they just think hes a quirky guy that really loves his pet and says things like “the 9 of us” even tho there are clearly only 8 people! he just cares about the bird so much he counts it as a group member haha !

importantcatpics:

importantcatpics:

tricky-pockets:

There was a character in a book I read once who was described as “handsomely fat” and that phrase is stuck in my brain forever. The author really was like “no shut up, they’re charismatic, they’re good-looking, they’re handsomely fat. not just handsome AND fat; them being fat is directly contributing to their good looks. you agree.” and they were RIGHT

yesterdaysprint:

The Wageworker, Lincoln, Nebraska, May 31, 1907

the-lincyclopedia:

xenogears:

Shout out to the (many) times I got called an elitist gatekeeper for saying that the only real way to fully understand a work of fiction is to experience it firsthand and that summaries and reviews are not a replacement for that

Me, reading the first 80% of the post: What do you mean, “experience it firsthand”? How am I supposed to join the Hunger Games or go the Odyssey?

Me, reading the final clause of the post: Oh, you literally meant that people have to read the book/listen to the audiobook in order to fully understand it. And people got mad. Oh dear.