I just wrote 8 pages when I haven't written in months and was beginning to think I'd never be able to again. Idk what it is, but I am sharing and manifesting this energy for every writer who sees this. May you write 8 quality pages effortlessly and find joy writing once more

Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later

everybody look at my cat being scuncht about it

without girl tummy we would be nothing. without girl tummy we would be sooo fucked.

making an inquisitor whose previous profession was assassin and feeling the call of the stupid route “she was definitely here to kill divine justinia but she’s very sure she wouldn’t have fucked it up this bad”

anya cadash, professionally aggrieved: i have always used blades. i have never made such a [gestures an explosion with her hands] mess. your sister nightingale will have contacts who can tell you so.

varric: how can i convince you to stop explaining your track record to the seeker in more detail

anya: i am explaining that i did not do this. someone else was at work. even had i been tasked to kill so many—

varric: [loudly] SURE IS COLD UP HERE.

Judy Alvarez || Cyberounk 2077

Cannot emphasize enough that this was a 100% real ad that I saw just now

For anyone keeping up with the Stranger Things "secret good finale" conspiracy (yes, it is just the Sherlock "secret good episode" thing with a new show.) the current theory is that tomorrow, in place of SNL, the actual finale of Stranger Things will air. They are presenting this as something plausible, and not something that Lorne Michaels would have beaten the Duffer Brothers to death over if they even suggested it.

The stranger things finale is going to drop on Martin Luther King Jr Day because Stranger Things embodies the values of MLK

Close enough. Welcome back Johnlock truthers!

The subreddit also has a 60 page masterdoc of all their evidence, if anyone wants to archive that for the inevitable youtube video that's going to be made.

we poppin the BIGGEST bottles when Secret Good Finale happens in half an hour!

>see bird creeping up and down a tree trunk >look it up >common treecreeper

can't make this shit up

this your man?

Remove the hitbox render from my son at once he will not be participating in your fighting game, you bastards

Ma’am your son just hit me with a meaty divekick crossup

Happy first Cow Abbi of the year!

🩸 Bloodborne sex, squirt and cream, slaying that pussy in my hunter's dream.

VOLITION - Talking to the Gap Youkai always leaves you worse for wear. She interprets every minute action as a statement that Eientei will betray the moon or betray her. You try to avoid talking to her whenever you can, unfortunately Master's mission necessitated it this time, and even more unfortunately your mission still hasn't finished.

PERCEPTION - Navigating the Forest of Magic reminded you of the Bamboo Forest surrounding Eientei. This forest, however, does not require the assisstance of a trickster rabbit guide. Not before long, you arrive outside of The Kirisame Magic Shop. As you approach the front door...

PERCEPTION [Easy: Success] - Was... was that the sound of a piano crashing to the ground?

VISUAL CALCULUS [Medium: Success] - From about 2 feet off the ground.

LOGIC [Challenging: Failure] - Marisa is in trouble. You must barge in to help her fight whatever intruder is in her home.

I can assure you I had extremely normal feelings seeing Shima perform a video game stealth move on Kikuri and then manhandling her.