clown gets home after a long day. tired, sweaty. peels off their colorful overalls on the way to the bathroom. gets in the shower and turns the knob. burst of confetti & ribbons from the showerhead. clown sighs. dries off with a long chain of hankies
she can barely get the door open before her 4 balloon dogs are squeaking in a pile in the foyer
she turns the knob on the stove and a few soft honks are heard before the burner ignites
she tries the wrong burner and it's a joy buzzer
she finally finishes making a pie for dinner, sets herself a place, sits down at the table, says clown grace, pours a glass of wine, takes a sip, arranges her napkin, & smashes the pie into her own face
I'll definitely be checking this out!
Got it for My Son and he took to it without being told to which is high praise for him; Favorites so far are Clifford: Puppy Tales and Maya & Miguel
It's out! You should be able to find it on all available platforms, as well as their classic YouTube channel!
they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids
historical fiction gets made fun of a lot for the abundant, seemingly random cameos of famous figures but when you read historical non-fiction, you realize that everyone in the past did, in fact, know each other because there were only 12 people in the entire world
❌ NO MORE SAFE CANNING PRACTICES! 🚫🥫 It's time to put the U 🫵 in BOTULISM!!
cities in the old world: named for a word meaning "river" in a dead and otherwise unattested language
cities in the new world: named for a guy who made incremental improvements in sewing machine design
cities in elephantopia: generally trunk- or stomping-themed
