you fuck a banjo player and it’s great until six hours in you realize theyve been plucking out man of constant sorrow on yr clit the whole time
you fuck a spoons player and it’s great until smithsonian folkways comes in to document and culturally preserve the odd shit theyre doing to yr dick
no one has ever successfully fucked a dulcimer player because they vanish like a dream into the morning mist
friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place
I was so right about this
Jurch
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything more incredible. Fifteen hundred hours of love to create this masterpiece. Humans are wonderful actually.
tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls
are you a medieval silk road merchant







