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@marshmallowwitharubberband

Stray thoughts about danmei, D&D, Stray Kids, and whatever else has caught my fancy. Also maybe some art. Lots of hyperbole for the sake of humor. If you want serious discussions with literal meanings and hard facts, please try a different blog.

Some time ago, I made this post of a silly idea that came to me while reading a poorly written fanfiction where my flu-addled brain started imagining everyone as vegetables. The idea wouldn't leave me, I had to draw it.

Yes, their clothes are a mix of TU, the donghua and other media bc I did this from memory and for giggles so I went with the details I associated the most with each character. No, I don't know how two leafy vegetables produced a pepper.

You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes

F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???

Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖

If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you

Never stop learning+ Never stop sharing what you learned

i wish more people adressed the fact that ayao was, like, a scrawny 15 yo who canonically looked even younger can you imagine a twig with gigantic eyes covered head to toe in blood attempting to prove to you he did NOT, in fact, murder a man in cold blood? what the fuck must be going on nmj's head. you're in the evil fire nation's dungeons and the CTO (chief torture officer) looks fucking prepubescent. i'd kill myself.

everytime people mention pre-divorce nieyao and don't mention this an angel loses its wings or smth. I mean, I understand why some ppl would like to forget that part. steak too juicy lobster too buttery etc

just. of course every action ayao does will be forever justified in lxcs eyes have you looked at him?? he's the size of a chicken tender and he looks like he hasn't eaten since his mother stopped breastfeeding him. why are you trying to drag him off to execution nmj???

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I just discovered a band I'd never heard of by finding two of their albums in a mysterious plastic bag in an abandoned school building. Finally, I'm at the start of a fantasy novel

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To make things even weirder they're called Vampire Weekend and they appear to be some kind of weird One Direction knock off from 2008? If forced to describe their music I'd say maybe soft rock, but honestly I have no idea. They're kinda good though??

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you guys CAN NOT tell me Vampire Weekend was actually popular this is so embarrassing I'm going to take the high dive off a cliff

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I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH 😭

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I'm going to kill myself for real

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Please don't let me go down in Tumblr history as the guy who's never heard of Vampire Weekend 😭

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You guys are tearing me apart for this one but what I hate is that you're actually being really funny about it

Omegaverse fic idea:

An alpha with anosmia.

He can't smell. Not just pheromones, he can barely smell anything at all. He doesn't notice that his alpha smell is actually very pungent and tends to forget to put on his blockers or doesn't really do it properly bc he has no way to check. Also tends to forgo showers because he can't smell himself.

He absolutely sucks at social cues, can't tell anybody's subgender and people consider he can't read the room or that he's outright rude.

Growing up like this resulted in him being a lone wolf (pun intended) but not by choice, it's just that people kept rejecting him for his social ineptitude and he got tired of trying.

In a world where society mostly hinges on smell, he's essentially handicapped.

"Jiang Cheng had to pause for breath; it was too distracting, the way Wei Wuxian seemed to just flow from one movement to the next, recalculating and changing course seamlessly as needed, flitting like a dragonfly around the battlefield, as opposed to Lan Wangji’s more direct but paused technique that made him look like a praying mantis diving for its prey. For a fraction of a second, Jiang Cheng wondered if there would be space in that deadly dance for a brutish hornet like himself."

I usually dislike what I write but I think I outdid myself with this one, Inow feel the need to make fan art of my own fic in progress. But that would end up with me not finishing either, so I'll just leave this here for future reference.

If we could combine the yearning(and eye fucking and my favorite ships)from the untamed and add that with the fight scenes and general look of magic in the donghua we could create a perfect show. I have a super soft spot for the untamed because I love the pride and prejudice vibes of the whole show. But God I wish it had the fight scenes that the donghua has. Also the untamed just added so much to the few female characters we had. They made them so much better.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, if The Untamed had had a bigger budget for SFX, it would have been the best show in history. They had to nerf it so it wouldn't become too powerful (and also, kudos to the director, crew, and cast, they worked miracles with two paperclips and a dream)

There was this woman poet in 4th century China called Su Hui (蘇蕙), a child genius who had reportedly mastered Chinese characters by age 3.

At 21 years old, heartbroken by her husband who left her for another woman, she decided to encode her feelings in a structure so intricate, so beautiful, so intellectually staggering that it still baffles scholars to this day.

Came to be known as the Xuanji Tu (璇璣圖) - the "Star Gauge" or "Map of the Armillary Sphere" - it's a 29 by 29 grid of 841 characters that can produce over 4,000 different poems.

Read it forward. Read it backward. Read it horizontally, vertically, diagonally. Read it spiraling outward from the center. Read it in circles around the outer edge. Each path through the grid produces a different poem - all of them coherent, all of them beautiful, all of them rhyming, all of them expressing variations on the same themes of longing, betrayal, regret, and undying love.

The outer ring of 112 characters forms a single circular poem - believed to be both the first and longest of its kind ever written. The interior grid produces 2,848 different four-line poems of seven characters each. In addition, there are hundreds of other smaller and longer poems, depending on the reading method.

At the center a single character she left implied but unwritten: 心 (xin) - "heart." Later copyists would add it explicitly, but in Su Hui's original the meaning was even more beautiful: 4,000 poems, all orbiting the space where her heart used to be.

Take for instance the outer red grid of the Star Gauge. Starting from the top right corner and reading down, you get this seven-character quatrain:

仁智懷德聖虞唐,

貞志篤終誓穹蒼,

欽所感想妄淫荒,

心憂增慕懷慘傷。

In pinyin, it is:

Rén zhì huái dé shèng yú táng,

zhēnzhì dǔ zhōng shì qióng cāng,

qīn suǒ gǎnxiǎng wàng yín huāng,

xīn yōu zēng mù huái cǎn shāng.

Notice how it rhymes? táng / cāng / huāng / shāng

The rough translation in English is: "The benevolent and wise cherish virtue, like the sage-kings Yao and Shun, With steadfast will I swear to the heavens above, What I revere and feel - how could it be wanton or dissolute? My heart's sorrow grows, longing brings only grief."

Now read it from the bottom to the top and you get this entirely different seven-character quatrain:

傷慘懷慕增憂心,

荒淫妄想感所欽,

蒼穹誓終篤志貞,

唐虞聖德懷智仁。

The pinyin:

Shāng cǎn huái mù zēng yōu xīn,

huāngyín wàngxiǎng gǎn suǒ qīn,

cāngqióng shì zhōng dǔzhì zhēn,

táng yúshèngdé huái zhì rén.

It rhymes too: xīn and qīn, zhēn and rén

And the meaning is just as beautiful and coherent: "Grief and sorrow, longing fills my worried heart, Wanton and dissolute fantasies - is that what you revere? I swear to the heavens my constancy is true, May we embody the sage-kings' virtue, wisdom, and benevolence."

That's just 2 poems out of the over 4,000 you can construct from the Xuanji Tu!

At the very center of the grid, the 8 red characters wrapped around the central heart, she "signed" her poem with a hidden message:

詩圖璇玑,始平蘇氏。 "The poem-picture of the Armillary Sphere, by Su of Shiping."

Or reversed:

蘇氏詩圖,璇玑始平。 "Su's poem-picture - the Armillary Sphere begins in peace."

Many scholars, and even emperors, throughout Chinese history have been completely obsessed by Su Hui's puzzle.

For instance, in the Ming dynasty, a scholar named Kang Wanmin (康萬民) devoted his entire life to the poems (kangshiw.com/contents/461/2…), ending up documenting twelve different reading methods - forward, backward, diagonal, radiating, corner-to-corner, spiraling - and extracting 4,206 poems. His book on the subject ("Reading Methods for the Xuanji Tu Poems", 璇璣圖詩讀法) runs to hundreds of pages.

Empress Wu Zetian herself, the legendary woman emperor of the Tang dynasty, wrote a preface to the Xuanji Tu around 692 CE (baike.baidu.com/item/%E7%BB%87…).

Incredibly, there's even far more complexity to the Xuanji Tu than just the poems:

- The name 璇玑 (Xuanji) - Armillary Sphere - is astronomical in meaning and the way the poems can be read mirrors the way celestial bodies orbit around a fixed center. It's a model of the heavens.

- Her original work, with the characters woven on silk brocade, was in five colors (red, black, blue/green, purple, and yellow) which correspond to the Five Elements (五行) - the foundational Chinese philosophical system that explains how the universe operates. So it's also a model of the entire cosmic order according to ancient Chinese philosophy.

- It's also of course deeply mathematical with this 29 x 29 perfect square grid, with sub-squares, lines and rectangles, and a structure which allows for symmetrical reading patterns in all directions

- Last but not least, the content of the poems themselves contain multiple registers. On top of expressing her personal grief and longing for her husband, it's also filled with accusations against the concubine (Zhao Yangtai) he left her for, reflections on politics (with many references to sage-kings) and philosophical reflections.

So the Star Gauge is simultaneously:

- A love letter (expressing personal longing)

- A legal brief (arguing her case against her rival)

- A cosmological model (structured like the heavens)

- A Five Element diagram (encoding the fundamental structure of the world according to ancient Chinese philosophy)

- A mathematical construction with perfect symmetry and precision

And yet, for all this complexity, we should not forget this was all ultimately in service of the simplest human message imaginable: a 21-year-old woman asking the love of her life "come back to me".

Her husband did, eventually. According to what empress Wu Zetian herself wrote in her preface to the Xuanji Tu, when he received Su's brocade he was so "moved by its supreme beauty" that he sent away his concubine and returned to his wife. As the story goes, they lived together until old age.

The heart at the center was filled after all.

This would be a stunning achievement painted, more impressive embroidered, but she wove this in silk brocade?!? Wrote a palindromic poem so epic no one else has come close for a couple millennia, and then wove it?

Silk brocade is a whole different level of intricate difficulty. It makes just about anything else you might choose to do with yarn look easy.

I haven't gotten around to watch Heated Rivalry even though I very much want to, but I feel like the fandom has been giving the main leads the Yizhan treatment aaaand it's got me a bit on edge. It's cool that the actors themselves lean into it, too, but I worry because I've been in the fandom trenches long enough to see how terribly these things tend to end when fans take the ship too far.

When I’m reading smut and the author breaks the flow of the story so that the characters can tell us that they have enthusiastic consent it feels exactly like when Dora the Explorer looks directly into the camera and says ‘Seat belts so we can be safe!’ anytime she gets into a motorized vehicle.

Angsty fic idea:

Wangxian are soulmates and turns out the golden core is connected to the soul somehow.

This means that, once Wei Wuxian dies, the core he left behind in Jiang Cheng's body starts feeling inevitably drawn to Lan Wangji and vice-versa.

Since neither of them know of the core transfer, they each feel like they're betraying WWX's memory with the pull they feel towards each other. As the emotionally constipated men they both are (though in different ways), they start resenting each other for it. And that's why Wei Wuxian finds them despising each other when he comes back.

The effect goes away after WWX's revival but by that point they already hate e/o too much.

Alternatively:

WWX dies but his soul in tethered to his core, so now he's haunting Jiang Cheng and JC himself has no idea why.

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