someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

How’s this for the 10 year challenge? Our Prince and King of Lucis for the FFXV playing card project.

Previously: FFVII playing cards | FFXV Tarots | FFVII Tarots.

All the cards completed so far are available as prints from the $20 tier of my Patreon, and the beginning of the month is always the best time to join. Not that much longer before the deck is complete!

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Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

I’ve literally never been in a situation outside of middle school where a man crying has been mocked/ hasn’t been taken seriously. Like most adults are pretty empathetic towards men displaying emotion and I’ve heard many women express the sentiment that seeing a man cry immediately moves them to tears because “men only cry when it’s really serious” like the idea that women all point and laugh at a man weeping is such an absurd fiction lmfao

Keep lying. Everyday men milk themselves because of misandrists not letting us properly express our emotions.

every day men milk themselves

He milked himself over this...

nintendo president says they are developing video games

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Reblog to sprinkle previous with happiness sparkles

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Daughter: You realize this puts you in the top 1% of the top 1%, right? The elite of the elite! That's extremely good.

Father: *glaring at his brand new "#272993 Dad" mug* I still don't like it.

Father's Co-Worker: *drinking out of a "#5122653 Dad" mug* How was Father's Day?

Father: *feeling smug* Pretty great, actually.

I…

I’m so happy for Dan

phineas and ferb heritage post

Noooooo they retconned Star Wars Jizz

The implication that Jizz is just a local name on Tatooine is really funny though because I can imagine Luke huddled around a radio with a bunch of other rebels, hearing a song he likes, and going "oh turn it up I love jizz!" And all the other rebels just turning and staring at him.

[Fictional character who is worse than me in every way] save me

#me with gob #me with shmilk

slogans for the upcoming orc election

Throwing rocks at twinks; it's fun, it's easy, and it's free.

Still playing FFXV and I'm doing the Archaean quest, I'm at the king's weapon and I was like "pff, who's the egocentric dumbass who put his tomb right here ?"

It's the Mystic. It's fucking Somnus. I just never noticed.

The Nox Fleuret children, drawn for last month’s FFXV Patreon fashion poll.

Really fond of how it came out. I’ll come back and clean up/colour it when I have more time