if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.
this one took off quickly - are you guys ok
WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don’t want to meet the librarian.
obsessed with just. the entire phrasing and performance of this random tiktok. the uncapitalized ‘i’s implying the youth of the author. “I think my mom wants me home soon too” SHUT UPPPPPP. only good modern depiction of hades and persephone literally ever. god.
researching the annals of early medieval Ireland and everyone was brawling with each other 24/7. the island had a population of like 500,000 at most and 150+ kings and all of those kings were kind of related to each other and wanted to kill each other. then a saint pops up and joins in the drama. and feasts, oh my god, why didn’t they stop having feasts? someone was always murdered at the feast
Ways to make everyone instantly uncomfortable: If someone casually mentions some apparently commonly known fact that you hadn’t heard of before, you can always say “oh, that’s a real thing? I thought that it was just a porn trope.”
My friend had no idea the southern hemisphere had opposite seasons until I told him (we are both adults)
I think I would’ve died on the spot if this had been his response.
I imagine there’s been at least two christmas-themed New Zealand porn films featuring sex on the beach, but the implication that there’d be enough to make up their own genre, and have it be someone’s favourite genre to the point that they assume that the circumstances are just a porn trope, would have killed me on the spot also.
Cause of Death: finding out your friend is so into such a hyperspecific brand of NZ porn they believed the axial tilt of our planet was made up for said porn.
It’s probably too long to go on a tombstone, but I’d say least make sure it got into the obituary.
Make the text on the tombstone get smaller and smaller every row like the person carving it realised halfway through that they’re running out of space but still decided to keep going.
“I beat the game in 30 hours” okay but did you explore the map to find spots that look pretty? did you put your characters in silly little outfits? did you try the mini games? did you let the characters become friends? did you have fun? did you have fun playing your game???
Austrian, D&D-enthusiast and Occasional Dabbler in the Creative Arts (30, she/her)Gray Ace wlw Unrepentant DC trashHere There Be Superheroes (and other stuff I like)
