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he/him/his i write fire fics / totally normal about check please year 5 find me on ao3 @masterofmatchbox ! currently working on: college au reddie

david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.

"...Here we have two magnificent specimens of the Canadian Hockey Robot." — Ransom & Holster, probably

I'm just pulling your chain. I mean yanking your leash. I mean jerking you off. uh I mean I'm just messing around with you,

underrated friendship stage is the "testing the waters to see how much of a freak you are" stage. let me microdose being feral to see how you react. i have one large eye on you at all times waiting for you to give me Secret Permission to be a pervert or a weirdo. when will the shameless whore dam break. The Freak Rituals are sacred and time honoured and their importance cannot be overstated

man having your life even a little bit together will really make you realize how chronically sleep-deprived and poorly fed and under-enriched everyone is and then when they turn to you to implicitly agree that that's just the natural state of existing you feel like the asshole for being like "actually I think you might benefit from eating breakfast regularly and picking up a new hobby"

So I’ve seen people point out that Father Jud is a carpenter but I haven’t seen it discussed that he tries multiple times to confess to murders he didn’t commit and in doing so, take on the sins of others and the consequences for them

your love

ohhh the polyfrogs demons got me....

this fic reads as a sequel to "all wound up" which i unfortunately never got around to posting about on here gulp

n e ways, it's 4.1k words, explicit, and is a study in dex and nursey being weird exhibitionist freaks and chowder being a weird voyeuristic freak and also a mega sap

read it here on ao3, or keep reading for the full bio and tags:

broke: hating women in media because they get in the way of mlm ships

woke: respecting and appreciating characters of all genders because they all have important roles within the story and serve to teach you something

bespoke: hating men in media because they get in the way of wlw ships

Huge shout out to all the people who read fics. Who actually take the time out of their busy days to open a fic and read it

Before I started writing in earnest, I did not understand how much writing was going to eat into my fic reading time. We joke about having too many tabs open, but I have a different problem: the amount of tabs I have open on new fics is way smaller than it used to be. My ao3 wrapped would be a sad affair. Unless I’ve subscribed to an author or come across something on my dash, I basically don’t see it

Which has really driven home for me how much fandom cannot just be creators. You have to have people who want to read fic and meta discussions and joke posts. You have to have people who want to look at art and gifs. It has to be mutual.

Community thrives on flow. You have to have that movement of people sharing things with each other for a community to exist

Thank you fic readers. You keep things flowing

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