There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man
i can hear darwin evolving down the chimney now
Then one faggy christmas eve Santa came to slay
thank god they made black sails before everyone who knew how to do lighting and composition for television shows committed ritual suicide
“lost my train of thought” doesn’t even begin to cover it. it’s like fucking deutsche bahn up there
