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My genius is surpassed only by my stupidity. Ace. She/her pronouns. Credit to Baka-ra for the icon.
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love when characters have to have a domestication arc before you can even consider giving them a redemption arc

okay i usually ignore all the incorrect takes on this post, simply because's it's gotten way too big and honestly i can't be bothered most of this time. and right now for some reason i *can* be bothered. @thebisexualwreckoning i'm sorry to call you out specifically for bad media analysis crimes that hundreds of other people have also done but this simply cannot stand

okay let's break this down. first off, my original post was specifically about when you need a domestication arc *before* you can even *consider* whether a redemption arc is necessary. it may not be! sometimes a character genuinely doesn't understand their actions are wrong, or was in a state that did not lend itself to coherent thought, but will bounce back quickly upon domestication. the fun bit is when a character is so feral that you can't even *tell* if they need redemption or not. (and of course redemption is a bullshit concept anyway but we're using the meme-ified tongue-in-cheek definitions of redemption and domestication here anyway so whatever.)

here's the thing. zuko *somewhat* applies here, but only in season 2 while working at the tea shop. many people have correctly specified this, and good on those who did. because domestication, in this context, is about adapting- or being forcibly adapted- to a set of societal rules that you do not comprehend or were previously rendered incapable of understanding. but zuko was raised as a prince. he's perfectly well-educated. even in exile, he's accustomed to being a leader figure. he knows how to play the role of prince, and any season 1 feral behavior was far more the actions of a desperate, traumatized, teenage prince than someone truly lacking domestication. in the tea shop arc he had to adjust to customer service, poverty, and treating others as equals, which was so alien to him i would, indeed, qualify that as a domestication arc, albeit a brief one. and of course his redemption arc is the stuff of legends and i can say nothing about it that hasn't been said.

but. i'm sorry, azula? no. absolutely not. azula needed redemption, but if anything her problem was that she was *too* domesticated. she molded herself into the perfect heir for her father. she could even slip into other roles, in a way zuko never could, as long as they contributed toward her ultimate goals. if she wasn't working toward those goals, she could be a bit awkward as seen in the beach episode, but that's not so much lack of domestication as lack of drive. so on the list of characters that this concept applies to, azula is very near the bottom. a mental breakdown is not indicative of a pattern of feral behavior.

okay while i'm here. y'all. stop fucking tagging this catra. catra is *willfully* undomesticated. she's like that on purpose! she knows the rules, she just doesn't care. she needs redemption, and therapy, but doesn't need domestication. meanwhile *adora* needs domestication, but not redemption. adora has no fucking idea how to be anything other than a soldier. this girl literally destroyed her bedding on the first night in a new environment, classic uncomfortable animal behavior. she doesn't need redemption, but she sure as hell *does* need domestication, and she does get it, more or less.

hmm, who else gets tagged on this post a lot. vegeta? acceptable, but in my opinion it was mostly the other way around, he allowed himself to be domesticated as part of his redemption arc. bakugo? yeah, that's valid, even if i think toga is a much better fit. stitch? correct, no notes. peridot? also correct, though i think lapis is even more correct. spike? i never watched buffy so i can't comment. xue yang? i don't know who that is. enkidu? correct and also the funniest possible response to this post. vanitas? correct, and in fact, a certain fic version of him is what inspired the post.

again, the key here is that the character must entirely and genuinely misunderstand the rules of the society they are interacting with and how to apply those rules to communicate their feelings in acceptable and comprehensible ways. they can be willfully ignorant, but they can't be knowingly refusing to comply. and above all else, there has to be a grey area where you can't tell yet if it's reasonable to hold the character truly accountable for their actions, due to either a lack of effective communication, them never having been presented with the option to be anything other than what they are, an inbuilt or induced limitation that prevents them from following normal rules, or a combination of the three.

okay that's it. rant over. i don't expect anyone to actually respond to this and i know this post has long since escaped any kind of containment but the media analyst in me can't help but weep at some of the incorrect takes i have been forced to see over the years

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

people act like CNC is some evil irredeemable kink as if it's not literally just you and your partner(s) deciding that today opposite day.

"But if we let people play the floor is lava around the house, it normalizes being careless around real lava!" that's y'all. that's how you sound.

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Sewn

I've been workshopping this one for a while, and I am DEEPLY normal about it I promise.

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Ms. Marjory’s hair was made of pink and blue cotton candy.

This was the only thought buzzing in the static behind Raj’s eyes while he stared, and nodded, and nodded harder at all the white noise coming from Ms. Marjory’s mouth. It wasn’t that anything Ms. Marjory said was boring or unimportant. To the contrary, everything Ms. Marjory had to say was important on a scale Raj could not put in words.

It was just that Raj had already memorized this speech from the Sewn website, and hearing those words recited verbatim did not feel real. Ms. Marjory did not feel real, Raj thought, as his heart slammed and his palms went slick around the envelope in his hands. ‘Hold harmless’ and ‘no liability’ slipped from Ms. Marjory’s mouth, and—well—Ms. Marjory’s white wispy cumulous hair was dyed pink and blue, like bubblegum cotton candy, Raj thought to himself.

“Do you understand all of that?” Ms. Marjory asked with a mask of a smile.

“Yes,” Raj said, both a lie and the truth, and he handed over his life savings.

Ms. Marjory assessed the envelope, her smile frosting at the corners, and she took the sticky envelope from Raj’s hands. She opened it cautiously and slipped the cashier’s check from its folds. She spared only a glance at the monetary value stamped on it.

“Full cost is usually handled later,” she said. Did the smile touch her eyes? Gray and crow-footed behind gold-chained glasses.

“I’ll pay up front,” Raj said, and he wondered if it made him sound stupid. Raj was not stupid. He was something so much better: Raj was desperate.

“Okay well, we can deposit this in a trust account in your name to pull payments from. Any unused balance will be refunded at the end.”

“Yes, sure,” Raj said. The money was meant to sway her, make her respect him. His parents had beaten it into his bones that respect took money. And yet nothing in Ms. Marjory’s gray eyes changed. She simply slipped the envelope out of sight, and Raj watched a house downpayment, a child’s college fund, and an early retirement for him and Lizzy disappear into the drawer of Ms. Marjory’s desk.

Ms. Marjory shut the drawer, ball bearings clacking, and Raj’s eyes settled on the yellow rubber ducky perched beside her left elbow.

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

Hey so that was a great date, yeah, but I don't think it's going to work out. Nono you didn't do anything wrong, and I have indeed had a crush on you since we started high school, it's just... well, I didn't want to bring it up at the time but we kinda got sucked into a portal fantasy midway through. We saved the kingdom over and over, relying on our knowledge of and trust in each other every time, throwing ourselves into the firing line to protect each other and using each others' conviction as a rock. We got married and lived a happy life together until the portal sucked us back mid-battle and you gave up all your memories of our journey in order to save my life right when we ended up back in the coffee shop. Yeah that was when I got a bit weird and went to the bathroom.

Anyway I thought we could push on and make the date work but I have all of these memories of secrets that this you never chose to share, decisions that this you never made, and intimacies that this you never experienced. And it's kind of screwing with the vibe yeah. Also on the date it was really, blatantly clear that you're sixteen whereas I have memories of ruling a fantasy kingdom for thirty years so like... that's a problem all on its own. Anyway this you just feels more like a daughter to me. A daughter with the woman I gave my heart and soul to over and over and received like in return, only to lose her forever on the journey home. On the plus side I can definitely help you with your math homework now.

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ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.
Anonymous asked:

PARIS WAS NOT NAMED AFTER PARIS HILTON YOU DIPSHIT

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it was obviously named after Paris, the trojan prince.

A common misconception! Paris Hilton was named after Paris, the Trojan Prince, and Paris (the city) was named after Plaster of Paris, for trade relation reasons (that plaster being the main export f the area when the city was founded).

Plaster of Paris getting its name, of course, from its inventor, Paris Hilton.

I don’t know why anybody uses ChatGPT when they can log into Tumblr Dot Com and see *bespoke* obviously stupid lies, handcrafted by a real asshole for free.

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rewatching steven universe with my roommate who's never seen it before has been a bit of a trip because while they're trying to ask me who tf pink diamond is i'm just sitting and wondering how i never picked up on pearl's gradual butchification as the show goes on. girl put on a suit once and realized things about herself and you can literally see it happen in real time its actually awesome as hell

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Mob Psycho gym rewatch continues. 6 miles. Episodes 4-5

  • Teru... my beloved. Unredeemed!Teru my beloved.
  • If I'm being honest, this is peak Teru hair
  • I will hear nothing from the haystack apologists.
  • 🎶If everyone is not special, maybe you can be who you want to be 🎶
  • I like how everyone's first instinct upon seeing Dimple is to beat the shit out of Dimple. He's got one of those faces.
  • Dimple: "I don't plan to live the rest of my life like this." Mob: "Aren't you dead?" Dimple: "That's a microaggression."
  • Dimple going "I'm gonna take over the world" and then the second Mob tries to exorcise him he goes "I won't do anything bad ever again!" Bro you said you were gonna take over the world like, 1 second ago
  • Mob's like "Okay I guess. Let's ask Shishou."
  • Unredeemed!Ritsu my beloved
  • On my first watch/read through I was totally fooled btw. Completely thought Ritsu was like, Alphonse Elric adjacent. Sweet boy who loves his brother. Can't wait for him to go sicko mode.
  • This is Reigen's special technique where he photoshops out a ghost from a picture and calls it an exorcism
  • Genuinely though the comedy of "Reigen doing a normal ass thing but making it a Whole Fucking Production by screaming and wiggling around so it counts as an exorcism" doesn't get old
  • It's funnier actually because he's alone. He told the client to come back. Reigen is just like this. Screams and flails photoshopping a picture. Beyond help.
  • Comedy of that amplified whenever it ends with Mob just walking in like "Oh hey Shishou"
  • Comedy of "Highly powerful evil spirit is beaten by Mob's god-like powers, then Mob brings them to Reigen so the spirit can go 'Hey this guy FUCKING SUCKS'" does not get old
  • Comedy of Reigen going "um actually I can't see that spirit because it's way way way too weak. I'm so strong btw" does not get old.
  • Putting Ritsu right beneath the "dimples on your face" poster at the cafe probably means nothing right?
  • (Go sicko mode, boy)
  • Mezato: "A bunch of people founded a cult around your brother." Ritsu: "Well knock that shit off."
  • I'm only like a third of the way into the episode it's just hyper concentrated amounts of shit I find noteworthy enough to comment on
  • I am freshly appreciating Ritsu's character for his whole deal of being smart, popular, athletic, good-looking, yet caring for none of that because he's crashing out over his lack of psychic powers - as foil to Mob's whole thing about psychic powers being no more special than any other trait, and his determination to work on improving himself in those other categories
  • Welcome back spoon boy
  • LOVE the comedy of Mob walking along with Ritsu and saying to Ritsu, "Psychic powers aren't that special :) so many other things matter just as much :)" while Dimple (who Ritsu cannot see) is screaming in Mob's ear "YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU COULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD"
  • Image of an unbothered boy
  • Body Improvement Club my beloved
  • I love them shielding the disbanded Telepathy club members who are still just... hanging in their store room
  • BIC "Our muscles are not for fighting" I'm back on my "we love to see healthy masculinity" feelings about the BIC
  • Say no to violence
  • The other Salt Mid delinquents debating the etymology of the metaphor Onigawara used, to Onigawara beating the absolute shit out of them for that, is really good.
  • I am freshly appreciating this entire episode exists to torture Dimple. To deal Dimple as much psychic damage as possible. He thought he was going to be the devil on Mob's shoulder but instead he's just the guy no one but Mob can see or hear going "MOB YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME"
  • Like it's one thing when it's Dimple going "Take over the world" and Mob goes "No", but then it's "Hey Mob this is an extremely obvious trap" and Mob says "I'm gonna go anyway"
  • Read More time because I'm still talking but man. MAN. i love this arc
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Here's a thought train I had a couple days ago:

There are 8 languages in Cultist Simulator, and they have the same colour-coding as the 9 (ish) principles.

Usually when uses the principles but drops one of them it's Secret Histories that gets dropped. However, Fucine is Secret Histories pink, meaning that one of the other principles was excluded.

So I want through the principles:

  • Knock: Vak
  • Secret Histories: Fucine
  • Heart: Phrygian
  • Grail: Latin
  • Forge: Deep Mandaic
  • Lantern: Sanskrit
  • Edge: Greek
  • Winter: ...
  • Moth: Aramaic

And at this point the answer is so obvious as to make me question how I didn't immediately realised it before. Of course, Winter has no language. The language of Winter is silence. Of course, it is not a language that you can "learn", as the others. There's nothing to learn.

There is obviously one book in the game which could be argued is written in the Winter language: STUMM!. Unlike other "foreign language" books, you do not need to translate STUMM! before reading it, but rather it is translated as you read it (the projector).

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Guess what I'm up to. Guess what I'm back on

Mob Psycho 100 gym rewatch time. 9 miles. Episodes 1-3

  • I love the fresh reminder that Reigen is an entire fight-scene budget every single time he's on screen
  • Man has never stood still longer than one frame in his entire fucking life.
  • In a world where talking sequences are an excuse to keep every character stationary, we need a hero who is a weird sweaty man who loops and sways and scoots around at every syllable
  • Affectionately saying "he sucks so bad 🥰🥰🥰" in my head every 30 seconds
  • The comedy of "Reigen: 'Mob this should be easy don't worry.' Mob: 'Yeah. Anyway it's good we're here because this spirit aura is extremely strong and would kill any normal person passing through.' Reigen: -mentally speed-running the 5 stages of grief- -deadpan- 'Okay that's fine because I'm strong.'" never ever gets old
  • The comedy of Reigen striking some epic serious pose because Mob did something behind him and Reigen is immediately pretending HE did it to scare the spirit never gets old. Especially when he does it several times in a row because the spirit is still like "what no, you're a fake."
  • Reigen already got told to stop using table salt because he needs pure salt to exorcise spirits and he's still using the fucking table salt
  • The lovingly-rendered eye-grab still of Reigen punching a ghost with a bunch of salt. Which then does nothing.
  • Arataka "Sucks so bad all the time but will reliably stumble into saying the exact right thing at the exact right moment" Reigen how I fucking missed you
  • Episode 2. Tome I love you for your weird girl representation
  • Oh lmao at Takenaka being the member who abandons the club. I don't think the Takenaka plotline had come out when s1 first aired.
  • I love Tome going "We can save the club. We've overcome so many hardships before" and everyone else going "President we've done nothing ever."
  • I love Inukawa triumphantly showing up with Mob like "I found Mob! He's in no clubs, has no friends, no girlfriend, does nothing, and is Salt Mid's last total bum." and Mob goes "Well he's right."
  • It's Good Storytelling watching Tome/Reigen/Takugawa argue back and forth about what Mob should do and Mob just being swayed to agree with whoever spoke last--no clue what he actually wants, just being agreeable. To the end sequence with Mob panicking at the question of "what does HE really want?" To, of course, the Body Improvement Club
  • Speaking of
  • Body Improvement Club my fucking beloved
  • Mob bowing to these five burly scary severe-looking guys like "Please have me in your club!" and the members being like "wait huh?"
  • To then IMMEDIATELY cut to all of them posing ecstatically like "We'd love to have you!!!"
  • In a world of so many "shonen anime series where the protagonist is a scrawny loser guy with no friends", we in fact love the healthy and positive masculinity
  • Seriously. Mob Psycho. My Fucking Beloved. Protagonist who could smear his enemies on the pavement but the message from first breath to final breath is "Work to improve yourself", "Don't believe you're better than others", "Don't hurt other people", "Believe people can change", "You are the protagonist of your own life, but you are not the protagonist of the world because everyone else matters too",
  • Episode 3. The whole Body Improvement Club cutting their run short to get passed-out Mob back to school is really good. They're dedicated to the well-being of their members. Body Improvement Club I love you.
  • I also love them letting the disbanded Telepathy club just keep using their now-storage closet
  • The sequence of Mob absolutely wowing the whole Telepathy club with his telekinetic control of all the dumbbells, to then catch one in his hand and realize it's way too heavy, is so good to me too. Spelling out plainly Mob could do absolutely everything with his powers, but he wants to improve himself as a normal person. He turns Tome down to go practice lifting the weights.
  • The whole sequence with Dimple and the LOL Cult is what got me sold on the series when it was first airing in 2016 jesus christ.
  • Mezato my beloved
  • Btw, I also love that the other Salt Mid students don't hate Mob. They're actually all pretty nice to him, or at least polite. It's not some over-the-top "I'm the biggest loser and everyone hates me and I need to prove them all wrong" kind of narrative. People just... don't really pay attention to him because he's quiet and not emotive and doesn't grab anyone's attention. But people like Tome and Mezato and Tsubomi aren't mean to him.
  • It's a good bit of Dimple insight that he admits to choosing the LOL Cult approach as the world-domination angle that seemed like it would result in the least bloodshed. He's the first character we meet with world-domination dreams but he's got enough of that morally-gray decency to not want people to die about it.
  • Except Mob, right now. Dimple does wanna kill Mob.
  • The LOL Cult sequence and Dimple fight remain peak. Both as the explanation to the audience of Mob's emotional repression, and for Bones reminding us they will animate every fight sequence with the kind of talent that souls get traded for.
  • Absolute Patented Reigen Moment:tm: of being rude and dismissive of Mob and then capping it off with saying the Exact Right Thing.
  • Also lmao at Reigen's "Sorry Mob you'll never be able to get a clue because that requires social awareness" while shoving an entire burger into his face. Reigen you're not good at this either.
  • "Why do you have to be like them? You're the protagonist of your own life," says Reigen, delivering the most powerful line of the series with 2/3rds of a burger in his mouth
  • I should mention an important part of the Patented Reigen Moment:tm: is when he realizes Mob is actually seriously bummed about something and Reigen mentally goes okay fine I'll be serious. and actually locks in
  • Reigen hearing Mob out entirely and correctly identifying that Mob did the right thing, because the LOL Cult was a con trapping people, and Mob's actions alone saved everyone......while having a bunch of ketchup smeared on his face.
  • Reigen how I fucking missed you.
  • Lol. Welcome back Dimple. Died 2016 reborn 2016 to bother Mob.
  • Mob Psycho 100 how I fucking missed you.

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