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@maxx-the-queer

23, Genderqueer Lesbian, They/them. Plutoisaplanet267 on ao3 ๐Ÿ‰ Dragon Age ๐ŸŒŒ Mass Effect ๐Ÿฅ€ Hades ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ D&D ๐Ÿ’– and others on occasion

hi!! in case you don't know me, i'm maxx! the op of this post I wrote about D&D campaigns having no fandoms and how much that sucks (and fan favourite Dave the Ice Elemental)

to make a long story short, the cost of living is hitting me hard and I'm opening up some writing commissions to help support myself! if you or someone you know is looking for some writing about their D&D character (or hell, any OC!), please feel free to commission me for some writing!

all prices are in AUD!

Taking up Japanese as a side project for myself has reminded me of something.

So like a long time ago I had a professor that I absolutely adored. She happened to be Japanese American. She grew up speaking Japanese at home but never really spent a lot of time in Japan. She mostly spoke with other Japanese Americans and read books.

So one day early in her teaching career thereโ€™s an exchange student from Japan whoโ€™s having a hard time understanding a concept so she explained it to him in Japanese and then he looked absolutely rattled. Like in shock. Pale.

This is how she learned that the way she speaks Japanese makes her sound like a gang member.

Japanese doesnโ€™t exactly have cuss words in the same way as English does but imagine that the nicest professor youโ€™ve ever had pulls your paper over and says โ€œOkay listen here you little piece of shit Iโ€™m gonna fucking explain this to you. Violently.โ€

Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.

observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term โ€œblorboโ€ has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with โ€œThe Characterโ€

to be Fair, I think The Character is meant to describe a certain level of agony, of being consumed by what loves you. blorbo is an expression of affection, The Character is sinking into the depths

there's something so funny about talking about an oc you havent properly drawn yet. yea yea theres this guy - i know you havent seen them but you gotta trust me on the vibes here

โ“˜ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

Unhinged Text Posts: Anders Edition (Part 14)

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You know what? I love that the true villain in DA2 is not Bartrand, or the Arishok, or Anders (he's not even a contender, regardless of what reddit says), or even Meredith. The real source of all of Kirkwall's misery is literally the chantry.

The chantry does nothing while Ferelden refugees starve in the streets. The chantry won't send healers to the poorer districts of Kirkwall because nobody can afford them. Sure they were there because of Isabela, but the people who push the Qunari to staging a hostile takeover? The chantry. The people who allow the templars to abuse their power over the mages? The chantry. The people who decided that mages have to be locked up and monitored in the first place? The chantry. The people who allow the templars to rule the city following the viscount's death unchecked? The chantry. The people who do nothing while tensions between the mages and templars hurdle towards the breaking point? The chantry. Anders was right to destroy it, collateral damage and civilian casualties be damned.

The root cause of everything is that there is no separation of church and state. Dragon Age 2 is, in addition to everything else it's about, a cautionary tale about what happens when a single religion dictates what is and isn't acceptable; when it gets to make and enforce the laws. Even now, with the way civil rights are regressing under the current administration in the US, it's a staggeringly familiar and politically relevant story.

Maybe that's why it's so contentious with gamers, and why BioWare never wrote anything like it again.

Unhinged Text Posts: Anders Edition (Part 11)

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Unhinged Text Posts: Varric Tethras Edition (Part 5)

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Harding calling Lucanis out on his brand of people pleasing after his banter line of pointing out her own people pleasing is so good lol

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