it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

It’s so sad that students are now relying so heavily on AI for writing essays because they’re missing out on the best part of writing an essay which is when you’re a few paragraphs in and you just reach that flow state where your thought process becomes one with the essay and you’re slamming the keys so hard that you’re on the verge of destroying your laptop. I used to get high off of that shit

75% decrease in insect biomass within my lifetime and I'm supposed to care about cover letters

need something erotic, divine, and blissful to happen to me immediately

The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

you’ll be fine. you made it out of impossible situations before and you will do it again

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? YOU WILL DO IT AGAIN.

can i hear it for odd and unusual women

nut allergy is such an embarrassing flaw that I have. oh noo please don't feed me that cookie I'll dieee. makes me feel like a pathetic little worm

"maybe 2026 will be kinder" no fuck that maybe I will be kinder in 2026 and by extension I will make a kinder 2026

did you guys know that july is still coming. sounds fake but it's true

the ultimate 2026 goal is to get off the damn phone

YOU WILL FIND A WAY!!!! YOU WILL FIND A WAY . You will find a WAY ….. you WILL find a way . You will find a way you will find a way……!! YOU WILL FIND A WAY YOU WILL FIND A WAY you will find a Way you will (find) a way you will find. a way you will find a way YOU WILL FIND A WAY!!!!!!!

Hello 2026

i genuinely love reading dense academic writing when it's done well it feels like getting hit in the head with a baseball bat but in a good way

i am simultaneously self-improving and being self destructive dont ask me how i just am

*leaves my porch light on for you*

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me