My Relationship with Canon is Complicated

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The Batman 2 as directed by me, opening scene

Gordon: "Chief's allowing you back on crime scenes as long as you don't touch anything, or contaminate anything on the scene--"

Robin, popping out of nowhere: "Whoa, you shot that guy?"

Gordon: "Man you brought a kid here?"

Battinson, long suffering: "He brought himself."

Gordon, watching Robin meticulously record evidence before running theories by Batman: "He yours? No? And where exactly did you find this kid?"

Battinson: "Another crime scene."

note-boom
note-boom

Once again, the Agency lineup is so funny. Cause you have an autistic genius kid who was largely isolated from the world, his former assassin dad, two former mafia criminals, a former child soldier who aided in war crimes, an orphan brutally abused in his orphanage, a brother and sister with something suspicious definitely going on there and who look sweet but have murder in their eyes, a farm boy who witnessed his friend die and who almost changed the geographic structure of his hometown, and a math teacher