Look, if you’re having a bad day, here’s a 6,000 year old pig-shaped pottery pot.
My day’s been fine can I still have the pig pot?
Have a row of them
theboredvoid-deactivated20260102:
there’s always some bullshit happening on reddit
has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist
I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily
i made your favorite dish. i made you something you’ve never tried before. i love you. i spent twenty minutes chopping. my grandmother made this for me when i was little. i made this dairy free for you. i love you. i want to eat together. the onions made me cry. i love you. i learned this recipe for you. i love you. i made this special for your birthday. i love you. i know you don’t like peppers. i love you. i love you. i love you.
everyone on this website except me needs to shut up
*sticks to you*
everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up
Because this tumblr totally needed a coyote in a purse….
Excuse me, sir, that is my emotional support trickster god.
THAT IS NOT “✨💖BABYGIRL💖✨”
THAT IS AN
EXTREMELY
and I want to be clear on this
EXTREMELY TRAUMATIZED
42 YEAR OLD MAN
Still babygirl.












