McCaffeinated

autistic-af:

foggystarfishmaker:
autistic-af:
Look, if you’re having a bad day, here’s a 6,000 year old pig-shaped pottery pot.
My day’s been fine can I still have the pig pot?
Have a row of them

theboredvoid-deactivated20260102:

there’s always some bullshit happening on reddit

inthenimtime:

voraciouspangolin:
trasgerdner

mollyjames:

thwrangis:
has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist
I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily

calware:

spiritual successor to my email post

lesdemonium:

i made your favorite dish. i made you something you’ve never tried before. i love you. i spent twenty minutes chopping. my grandmother made this for me when i was little. i made this dairy free for you. i love you. i want to eat together. the onions made me cry. i love you. i learned this recipe for you. i love you. i made this special for your birthday. i love you. i know you don’t like peppers. i love you. i love you. i love you.

mono-red-menace:

dogpuppy:

thyrell:

crimegoku:
thyrell:
everyone on this website except me needs to shut up
*sticks to you*
everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up