Servant: Your highness, a party of adventurers has answered your call for help.
King: Excellent. What are they like?
Servant: One of them is a dragon-lady.
King: Interesting. Those are rare around these parts.
Servant: Another is a goblin paladin.
King: Not a role you usually see goblins in.
Servant: A third is a purple-skinned tiefling.
King: I didn't even know they come in that color.
Servant: The last one is a sapient gelatinous cube.
King: What. How did these four even meet?
Servant: They met in a tavern two hours ago, apparently.
Queen: My love, please return to bed.
King: *pacing* Why would a gelatinous cube come to a tavern? Can it even get drunk? How did it fit through the doors?
I love how Erica went from "nerds are cringe" and repressing her inner nerdiness to "I'm totally a nerd" and we all say THANK YOU DUSTIN for that, she feels comfortable to assume being a nerd because he assumed being a nerd in front of her and showed her that it was not a bad thing, I love that scene in season 3 in the vents when dustin tries to prove her she's a nerd and he says "because I am a nerd" when she asks him why he knows sm about my little pony it's so special to me
look at how nerdy she is I love her sm
their friendship is so precious🥹
The gods of the SMP
gods I love them they all look so fuckin cool
I used to get so sad returning to media I loved as a kid and discovering I hate it now, but like. That’s probably a fantastic sign, isn’t it? That I found it at the right time
I could have missed that book or movie or song entirely until today, and I wouldn’t appreciate it at all, so isn’t it great that I found it fifteen years ago instead, and have all this love left over?
My boyfriend, again blending together fanfiction tropes: So what if when you finally find your soulmate, that’s when you discover if you’re alpha or omega, right?
Me, hands shaking as I frantically search for pen & paper: KEEP TALKING
Me: Seems hellish
Boyfriend: So does being an ant person
Me: Again, baby, they’re not ants
Boyfriend: YES THEY ARE. They communicate via pheromones— LIKE ANTS.
Me: So back to the soulmate thing….
Boyfriend: You could trick them into following orders and thinking they’re dead by spraying them with a spritz bottle. I think they need a queen.
Me: So back to the soulmate thing…. Seems hellish!
Boyfriend: Not really. If being around the other person is what triggers the changes, if you want to go back to normal… all you need to do is leave.
Me, writing: (You found your soulmate. It’s changing you in scary ways. All you need to do is leave… how difficult would it be to leave? What pressures exist to stay?)
Boyfriend: So these ant-people—
Me: OMEGAVERSE IS NOT ANTS!!!!!!
LET HIM SPEAK
Brennan monologues in the intro about becoming obsessed with "number go up" and the dusty do gooders immediately become obsessed with making the good goo number go up
I know it's only 6 eps and we probably won't have time to get into it but there's a corruption thing with that because they might become so focused on upping the good goo that the for get why. Helping people
"I think when we open on our next chapter in the Rotglob encampment of the Gladlands, you will see a charming, vibrant encampment with a song in their heart and knuckles white as bone, hanging onto the biggest responsibility the Gladlands has to offer."
BRENNAN!!! WHEN I CATCH YOU!!!
"a song in their heart and knuckles white as bone" is going to stick with me until I am in the fucking GROUND.
I didn't think anything could hit harder than Ally's call about Warmth, but then here comes Vic with the steel chair of "Creativity is only gonna be a d8 because joy is a want not a need when you're responsible for people being able to eat or not. The town just has the same 3 paintings in different color schemes everywhere."
EXCUSE ME?!?! In Adventuring Party?? Why am I crying right now???
free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it
free my girl she has the same character traits as a male character but is getting deemed a bitch for them
free my girl she acted irrationally in a situation where it was impossible to act rationally and is now being hated for it




