Harvesting my wheat

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

You’ve heard of Men Loving Men (MLM) and Multi Level Marketing (MLM) but I would like to propose a new concept wherein I date two men who each date two men who each date two men etc, which I like to call Multi Level Men Loving Men, or MLMLM

Step 2 is gathering together all the MLMLMs into a single monolithic syndicate referred to as a gathering of Multi Level Men-Loving Men Loving Multi Level Men-Loving Men, also known as an MLMLMLMLMLM

We will then perform a coup d’état against the greater Seattle polycule

Jeremy and Jean are literal opposites: a sociable, talkative, light little deer fawn and a quiet, emotionally grounded, grey-eyed frenchman. And then you look at Andreil and just PRAY, absolutely terrified to find out who’s gonna get their ass burned first/ who’s about to trash the locker room next. it's a deadly race who’s gonna screw up first.

They don’t balance each other out. They just pour gasoline on the already raging fire inside each other and turn it into a FUCKING DEADLY TORNADO.

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

the fact Nora had a matching tattoo for all my boys and she chickened out at the last minute … I'm actually never moving on from this. 💔

P.S: Once I post the color versions, I’ll explain why I chose these specific pieces. In the meantime, I’d love to know what your perfect tattoos would be

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DID IT SEEE ???

shane as snoopy (pt. 1)

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

ilya as woodstock

(ilya as woodstock (pt. 2)], (shane's version)

Wymack deserves to know that after Baltimore, all the Foxes slept in the same room. That these nine utterly unsociable, abandoned outcasts, supposedly incapable of forming real connections and constantly accused of ruining team spirit. all, without a single word, decided to stay together, afraid to leave Neil alone. Realizing that, for the first time, they actually WANTED to be together. Wymack deserves to know that he managed to build a strong, loyal family out of people no one else ever believed in. Wymack deserves to know that his “I’m willing to give you twenty chances” was worth it.

andreil could survive a decade-long situationship but hollanov couldn’t survive a serial killer father, the literal mafia, or living with kevin day

Warding off the oncoming depressive episode by reading about very old tortoises

Pleased to report that the 190 year old tortoise is a gay icon

Jonathan is the oldest known land animal btw. I need everyone to know that the oldest animal alive is a gay tortoise

Really thinking hard about Nora making Jean dress in all dark colors and giving him a brooding angry exterior and and a heart of gold and dark hair and gray eyes and making him good at everything and having him snatch balls out of mid air and haul ppl out of the way to keep his teammates from getting hit and saying it is his place to handle and assess threats against his love interest and making him French and then on top of all that . Giving him a motorcycle. Is she crazy

Kevin is an evil succubus and his greed knows no bounds

No one believes in Neil Josten as much as Kevin Day, and no one believes in Kevin Day as much as Neil Josten. That's it. That's the post.

“Stupid, beautiful Kevin”