She/Her Text To Speech Robot
Cut my head off and kill me. I want to feel dirt thrown on my face. I want to be in a coffin and I fucking want to die and get my ass cut off and set on fire on the floor. I deserve to be a corpse
in 2014 my friends and i went on omegle with the search term "furry" and people would ask "a/s/f/o" which is Age, Sex, Fursona (Species), Orientation and every single time we would respond with "I am Job the turtle. I am slow but I will rock you" and every single time they would immediately disconnect
Guys i just saw the funniest web graphic of a frog on a unicycle. I think this will be big. They're calling him that boy.
Vulva Pilgrim Badge (14th c.) ◆ The Netherlands ~ A vulva on legs, staff in hand, off to find salvation
what did you call it? bust a nut squash? what the fuck is wrong with you man, what is fucking *shoves you* what the fuck is wrong with you? *i have you by the collar and you finally repeat what you said which was "butternut squash"* oh my god. Dude im so sorry. eyes welling with tears im so sorry man im so sorry
