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@mecha-bitch-rob

Keith, 23

hey so im OP of the screenshotted post, genuine question. this post is recent how the hell did you manage to get it with my old url. I havent had it for years

i got it off of pinterest 😭😭😭 i hate admitting to that but it's the truth

Okay I KNOW this has been done with these two but I saw it and thought of them

Post Robert getting hit with the friendship beam

Robert: Chad. Hey. Chad. Chad. Bestest boyfriend. Light of my life. Sexy. Sugar. Honey. Babe. Baby.

Chad, exhausted: what, Robert.

Robert: you’re hot. On fire really. Haha.

Chad: you have made the same. fucking. joke. five times now can you please pass out already. It’s been ten hours go to sleep.

Robert: but I’ll miss you when I’m sleeping

Chad, head in hands: how the fuck are you gonna miss me? You’re gonna be asleep. In my apartment. Next to me. Just dream about me if you’re that needy, like damn

Robert: but you’re better in real life. Dream you can’t even compare. You want me to cheat on you with a figment of my imagination, is that what you’re saying? I could neveeeeerrrrr

Chad:

Chad: you’ve been unaffected by his powers for a while now haven’t you

Robert: goddammit how could you tell?

Chad: because if you wouldn’t dick down double the Chad you’re lying

Robert: wow. WOW. Not sure if there’s no faith in me there or just your ego got too big today. Im never complimenting you again

Chad: HEY-

literally just felt like doodling some hands so naturally i made these bastards into my subjects

turned out sickeningly soft so had to balance it out by making them get all up in each other's faces :)

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