Post Robert getting hit with the friendship beam
Robert: Chad. Hey. Chad. Chad. Bestest boyfriend. Light of my life. Sexy. Sugar. Honey. Babe. Baby.
Chad, exhausted: what, Robert.
Robert: you’re hot. On fire really. Haha.
Chad: you have made the same. fucking. joke. five times now can you please pass out already. It’s been ten hours go to sleep.
Robert: but I’ll miss you when I’m sleeping
Chad, head in hands: how the fuck are you gonna miss me? You’re gonna be asleep. In my apartment. Next to me. Just dream about me if you’re that needy, like damn
Robert: but you’re better in real life. Dream you can’t even compare. You want me to cheat on you with a figment of my imagination, is that what you’re saying? I could neveeeeerrrrr
Chad:
Chad: you’ve been unaffected by his powers for a while now haven’t you
Robert: goddammit how could you tell?
Chad: because if you wouldn’t dick down double the Chad you’re lying
Robert: wow. WOW. Not sure if there’s no faith in me there or just your ego got too big today. Im never complimenting you again
Chad: HEY-
Roydbert bits for Prosthetics AU

