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i don’t knoww shit from fuck

  • call me my url/mellofi, i use any pronouns, i’m genderfluid, i love music and robots and the venture bros (i’m @tgirldeanventure)

    Misc Resources Masterpost(used to be my pinned)

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  • probably feels good as hell to jump backwards during a swordfight and throw a fan of daggers at your foe

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  • tags reading: #girl turn that shit down people gonna think gondor calls for aid #everybody behind you gotta come to the theater with an spf rating #people gonna look over expecting to hear "be not afraid"ALT

    putting just one of these jokes in the tags instead of main reblog is a bold choice but all three?! get peer reviewed about it!

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    one of linnell's best quotes!

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    It Made My Things GONE!

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  • Protestants are so fucking lame what do you mean the Pope threw a rave?

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  • my montante instructor came by during longsword class last night and was like “hey. I found a guy to make me a flaming greatsword. If I did would you be interested.”

    OBVIOUSLY I WOULD BE EXTREMELY INTERESTED IN A GIANT SWORD THAT IS ON FIRE, CHRIS

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    Photo of a man standing in a snowy backyard holding a greatsword covered in fireALT

    I have never met a man more dedicated to becoming a dark souls boss.

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    &. lilac theme by seyche