i don’t knoww shit from fuck
call me my url/mellofi, i use any pronouns, i’m genderfluid, i love music and robots and the venture bros (i’m @tgirldeanventure)
Misc Resources Masterpost(used to be my pinned)
probably feels good as hell to jump backwards during a swordfight and throw a fan of daggers at your foe
ALTputting just one of these jokes in the tags instead of main reblog is a bold choice but all three?! get peer reviewed about it!
one of linnell's best quotes!
It Made My Things GONE!
Protestants are so fucking lame what do you mean the Pope threw a rave?
USAmericans: Which region are you from?
New England (Rhode Island Empire, Masshole Land, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine)
Mid-Atlantic (New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania)
South Atlantic (Delaware, Maryland, DC, Virginias, Carolinas, Florida, Georgia)
East North Central (Michigan, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin)
West North Central (Minnesota, Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas, Missouri, Dakotas)
East South Central (Alabama, Mississippi, Kentucky, Tennessee)
West South Central (Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas)
Mountain (Montana, Wyoming, Idaho, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, Utah, Colorado)
Pacific (California, Oregon, Washington, Alaska, Hawaii)
Puerto Rico, Guam, American Samoa, Northern Mariana Islands, or Virgin Islands
This is using the US Census Bureau definitions of regions.
Spread this all over the place, okay, hon?
my montante instructor came by during longsword class last night and was like “hey. I found a guy to make me a flaming greatsword. If I did would you be interested.”
OBVIOUSLY I WOULD BE EXTREMELY INTERESTED IN A GIANT SWORD THAT IS ON FIRE, CHRIS
update
ALTI have never met a man more dedicated to becoming a dark souls boss.