tiktaalic:

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

crabussy:

how come they make you reinvent the concept of dinner every evening. I have to make dinner come true every evening like some kind of unpaid genie intern

speedlimit15:

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP