I'm not against nude dresses, I just want equality. If women show up on the red carpet wearing clingfilm and two sequins, I want men to do the same. I want to see Michael B Jordan's nipples in a mesh top. I want to see Timothy Chalamet's entire ass. I want to see Tom Cruise march out there wearing nothing but a strategically placed satin handkerchief to prove that he's still got it.

Until there's at least five semi-nude men at every red carped event, I suggest female movie stars all wear suits, or if they don't like suits, high-necked long-sleeved ankle-length ballgowns.

Either dress code is good with me as long as it's consistent.

You know I want the apprentices to survive Part 3 of Canto IX. Not only because it would reinforce Ryoshu's theme of not judging children for the actions of their parents, but also because the misadventures afterwards of a team that consists of:

would be nothing short of absolutely fucking hilarious.

i can perform miracles but i wont cause everyone gets all weird and worshippy , okay fine just one miracle (snaps my fingers and a random dog on the street suddenly explodes like a firecracker)

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Zuhair Murad Couture 2025

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.

i hate living through historical eveeentsss😭😭😭

Day 1166: So apparently, there's a Siegfried in Limbus Company...

Bro, why do you look like you came from MHA

The original Spiders Georg post was made in 2013, when the world population was around 7.3 billion. Currently the world population is a bit more than 8.2 billion, so assuming Georg eats spiders at the same rate now as he did in 2013, the average person (including Georg despite being an outlier) now eats 2.7 spiders a year, rather than 3

Mikudayo’s World by cha_bo39

There's a frame where it's not censored btw.

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