sorry this is the funniest thing i've ever read

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Harvesting my wheat

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

artist dude: Women are so insane and incomprehensible and mysterious...their ways are fascinating to me A regular human being and every time I write about them I delve into an alien world, fascinating and frightening

women in real life: Hey man how's it going

Every time you say a particular anime girl must be protected, I attack her and pose her duress and bar her path and commence hostilities and initiate aggressions towards her and weaponize my ill intent into tangible form and subject her to injurious patterns and barrage her with vile abilities that seek to do harm unto her and maybe I even harry her and seek to quarrel.

Every time you say a particular anime girl must be protected, I attack her and pose her duress and bar her path and commence hostilities and initiate aggressions towards her and weaponize my ill intent into tangible form and subject her to injurious patterns and barrage her with vile abilities that seek to do harm unto her and maybe I even harry her and seek to quarrel.

whenever i google something and the "Your Search Returned 0 (Zero) Results You Idiot" yeti appears, I go into the inspect element HTML tree and delete their limbs one by one

die you stupid bitch

fuck my gay life. pharmacist asked for my ID when I was picking up my testosterone and instead of my driver’s license, I accidentally grabbed the fool tarot card I keep behind it in my phone case and went to hand that to her

I am a gender abolitionist and I think even if my wishes were realized and we got a world without gender people would still want to transition, they would just describe the process differently.

"I want to have soft skin and boobs" rather than "I want to be a cute girl", for example.

This is what TERFs, who only pretend to be gender abolitionists for optics while going out of their way to enforce gender, don't seem to get.

They pretend that if there were no gender roles no one would transition and trans people would cease to exist.

What's more accurate is that "trans" as a category would become incoherent but people would still have preferences about their bodies and would benefit from modifying them in ways that our current world considers to be heavily gendered.

Personally, I think it would be all upsides if you did not even have to convince a medical gatekeeper that you are really a girl deep down and grew up playing with dolls and trying to wear makeup before you're allowed to have tits. You should be able to get those at your local pharmacy no questions asked.

everything that is good about fgo has its roots in another fate work and everything you wish fgo did better has been done better in another fate work [continues to play and enjoy fgo with this awareness]

if you read other fate works you won’t find another character who has arjuna’s exact combination of traits and themes that make him so enjoyable to you but each of those individual traits and themes has been explored with more detail and nuance in other fate works. and you will appreciate arjuna more for having read them and knowing what fate has to say about others like arjuna.