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I'm writing a fic about What if Eridan was a girl. here it is if you'd like to read it
Victorian children making creepypastas be like Benjamin Drownsworthy doth reside within mine copy of hoop and stick
struggling to figure out how tumblr is losing money
The opposite of "there's an XKCD strip for this" has got to be "what the fuck do you mean there's an Achewood strip for this," less common, more alarming.
redmond & blutarch
Hey dont cry, remember unaired live action dilbert pilot dogbert
who else has fantasized about the Nutrient Brick
You will never guess who tried to make a Nutrient Block in the late 90s
It really did have everything and some of the varieties even managed to have a Flavor, but the downside was that packing that much nutrition into a single log made your digestive system work REALLY hard and well it turned out to not be an appropriate thing to eat in an office environment. Look up the reviews if you want to hear some fascinating colorful descriptions of waves of loud farts
i feel obligated to actually post about the real existence of this concept, Caloriemate
the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal
Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids
NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP
While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive
alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife
im going INSANE thats MY POST.
It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.
I saw this post on the Wikipedia
Why the fuck was this post on Wikipedia
whoever came up with this is not good at mnemonics
no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore
because they dont read enough hentai
so they dont know where its going
nobody knows anything anymore.
Why has no one done “Kirkalicious”
happy 2 year anniversary to this exchange
happy 5 year anniversary to this exchange
Important tip! Sometimes we should let posts about Black people... Stay about Black people.
I understand that it's often from a place of attempted sympathy and good intent! Nonetheless.
-Viv
you may or may not be attracted to girls, but girls are just "cool" to you, admirable in some way, especially trans girls. when we transition it makes you feel weirdly good for us. you get along with us & we feel safe to you. we have a cute dress for you to try on, if you want.
