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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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turnstileskyline

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

getbentdaily-deactivated2025122

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

turnstileskyline

will you ever forgive me

turnstileskyline

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

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you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

will you ever forgive me

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

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fiercestpurpose

“I very proudly entered the forestry school as an 18-year-old and telling them that the reason that I wanted to study botany was because I wanted to know why asters and goldenrod looked so beautiful together. These are these amazing displays of this bright, chrome yellow and deep purple of New England aster, and they look stunning together. And the two plants so often intermingle rather than living apart from one another, and I wanted to know why that was. I thought that surely in the order and the harmony of the universe, there would be an explanation for why they looked so beautiful together. And I was told that that was not science, that if I was interested in beauty, I should go to art school. Which was really demoralizing as a freshman, but I came to understand that question wasn’t going to be answered by science, that science, as a way of knowing, explicitly sets aside our emotions, our aesthetic reactions to things. We have to analyze them as if they were just pure material, and not matter and spirit together. And, yes, as it turns out, there’s a very good biophysical explanation for why those plants grow together, so it’s a matter of aesthetics and it’s a matter of ecology. Those complimentary colors of purple and gold together, being opposites on the color wheel, they’re so vivid, they actually attract far more pollinators than if those two grew apart from one another. So each of those plants benefits by combining its beauty with the beauty of the other. And that’s a question that science can address, certainly, as well as artists. And I just think that “Why is the world so beautiful?” is a question that we all ought to be embracing.”

— Robin Wall Kimmerer, “The Intelligence of Plants”, from the podcast On Being with Krista Tippett (via peatbogbodyhasmoved)

noctiscorvus

Googled it and you know what, it is beautiful:

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[ID: a photograph of purple asters growing amidst bright yellow goldenrod flowers. End ID]

Source: onbeing.org
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archibaldtuttle:
“itsanidiom:
“ benjamingecko:
“ whyyoustabbedme:
“  We stan!!!!
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There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John...
whyyoustabbedme

We stan!!!!

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benjamingecko

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

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itsanidiom

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

archibaldtuttle

Everyone go watch Dog Day Afternoon please please please it’s the movie mentioned in this thread it’s Sidney Lumet’s best imo and Al Pacino plays John and he is heartbreakingly good in it.

physicallyimprobable
orcarriagesthatwork

I think about this cake every day

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tizzymcwizzy

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sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

microsuedemouse

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

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The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

helenarth

one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said

No One Like You


A large cookie cake shaped like a heart. Red icing is piped around the edge and in the middle in white and red icing it says "No one like you". At the bottom are two X's and a heart.ALT

now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"

for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist
biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

sorry, can't today. the narrative forces aren't aligned

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

yeah i'd love to, but it'd be anti-thematic to my character arc

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

sounds fun but i'm at the Refusal of the Call part of my hero's journey. yeah maybe next week

the-pea-braned-warlock

Gaud it's just the dentist stop being dramatic

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I will go when my character has finished developing piss OFF!

namelessexistence

have you gone to dentist already gaud?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

new season's stuck in development hell, check back in 2025

marsiiiiii

hey bud how's this coming along?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

MORTHERFU

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

*sighs* i am about to be. SO BRAVE

bastard-snom

Finally going to the dentist, are we Gaud?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

guess who has NO cavities and MANY teeth? this pink bastard!!!

oizysz

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

NO cavities MANY teeth!!!