i fucked up pulling apart a pizza and accidentally made one slice way too long but when i entered my room it regenerated. this is because i am smart and used my time wish for an everlasting pizza pie

wtf there's an ape in my living room. and it's me

age barrier to the scenes for music i like is seriously fuckin ridiculous. sorry i didn't know i wasn't allowed to like music until im 21, im working on getting older but its gonna take a little while. a few years probably

fuck age restricted shows! fuck you

when you shit so hard you get dizzy

is dismember vacation the rory nite

#dealt ruin

"stop saying things suck" okay, this blows

what the fuck is susie gaster if she were of gaster she would be a Skeleton

almost empty lighter x everlasting cherry

top tier baking duo: person with a fuckton of allergies that needs to leave the kitchen frequently due to allergens and person with arfid who needs to leave the kitchen frequently to nausea from smells but none of the triggers are the same

i must confess i do not give a fuck about spamtenna

aqi is shit and there's no news or articles about it. suspicious number of data centers in the area it seems to be coming from. the types of pollutants match up with those from data centers and the current weather allows for them to be trapped. hm

his born