in hockey we don’t say ‘i love you,’ we say ‘fine, i’ll give up my favorite position as center that I’ve played my whole life just so i can be a winger on your line and we can find each other on the ice like it’s some magnetic pull because our chemistry together is insane and we’ll drag this fuckass team back from the ashes’ and I think that’s beautiful
this is still so crazy to me
I’ve seen WAGs be more subtle about their man fr
^ heads up on what you’re getting into
girl they’re on a date rn go away
nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed
me when i’m in genuine agonising distress: i’m so sorry if i’m bothering you with my childish histrionics :/
me when i’m just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe
(via melika-elena)
ABBOTT ELEMENTARY
4.17 Karaoke
Sexualizing that old man is a full time job and I’ve never called in sick
THE PITT
1.04 • 10:00 A.M.
>Ollie “"Bearman”“
>Is the twinkiest little prettyboy in the history of Formula 1
What is with this false advertising?
I mean really.
“You brought Grant Moretti to [leather daddy] bar?”
English Teacher
S1.E8 ∙ Birthday
Carmen Christopher as RickThe College Counselor in English Teacher (2024-)