i’m really enjoying vlr but the fact that the protagonist’s name is ‘sigma’ is killing me
sorry for struggling to take this seriously
are you shitting me
Dumbass tabletop rpg character concept:
A character whose weapon is a gun with red dot sight laser, except the gun is just a dummy that’s been carved out of wood and sprayed black, with a laser pointer pen taped onto it. It’s obviously fake to any character who knows anything about firearms, and it’s always a gamble whether anyone who doesn’t know anything about guns is going to be fooled by it. But that’s the neat part: The gun isn’t the weapon.
This character has a familiar, a big cat beast that’s been trained to attack on command, attacking whatever the laser is pointed at.
No wait it gets better: Instead of a vocal command or some sort of a gesture, the dummy gun’s otherwise useless trigger makes a very distinct clicking sound, which is the cat’s cue to attack.
Use your average speed, not max speed! Not sure? Try out Monkeytype.
What typing method do you use and what bracket are you in?
Use only 2 fingers, mostly look at keyboard (peck-and-hunt) - under 50WPM
Peck-and-hunt - over 50WPM
2+ fingers but less than 8, sometimes look at keys (hybrid) - under 50WPM
Hybrid - over 50WPM
8+ fingers, do not look at keys, use ‘home row’ (touch typing) - under 50WPM
Touch-typing - over 50WPM
Writing advice from my uni teachers:
- If your dialog feels flat, rewrite the scene pretending the characters cannot at any cost say exactly what they mean. No one says “I’m mad” but they can say it in 100 other ways.
- Wrote a chapter but you dislike it? Rewrite it again from memory. That way you’re only remembering the main parts and can fill in extra details. My teacher who was a playwright literally writes every single script twice because of this.
- Don’t overuse metaphors, or they lose their potency. Limit yourself.
- Before you write your novel, write a page of anything from your characters POV so you can get their voice right. Do this for every main character introduced.
Where is all of this advice in my English literature courses?!? (Probably in the second semester or second/third year, but still!!! I’m too impatient for that)
Asked by Anonymous:
How do I escape.
they have no concept of what stealing is
NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS:
1. draw more things that suck
2. become more freaky
Dude.
I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it
Brotherhood of The Orb
Nobody appreciates the sacrifice of the little lash wizards 😔
What’s the most common irreparable linguistic shift you experience from attending Hellsite U?
It fuken wimdy
I’m going to get a good grade in _____
Me, an intellectual
You’re telling me a _____ fried this rice?
_____, my beloved.
Don’t quote the deep magic to me, witch.
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