byjove:

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artemisonahunt:

pointless-achievements:

setheverman:

setheverman:

you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

Irrevocable Linguistic Harm

Create a memetic phrase that still sees use for almost a decade afterward

Was anyone gonna tell me that “me, an intellectual” comes from a dick sucking joke, or was I supposed to find out from a tumblr shit post myself?

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suchasoftersin:

every-day-means-every-day:

Our Hanguang Jun is no quitter!

Highkey love “I had to wrap my headband around his wrist to save him and now we’re married” fics

pretzel-log1c:

xainagal:

the best moment in any media involving super heroes ever

I’ve seen this at least ten times on my dash and it never stops being funny

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explosions-are-funny asked:

How did you come across/join tumblr?

-Pinterest refugee

-Tumblr reddit posts refugee

-someone told me of it

-twitter/bluesky refugee

-secret fifth option

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay:

How did you come across/join tumblr?

Pinterest refugee

Tumblr reddit posts refugee

someone told me of it

twitter/bluesky refugee

secret fifth option

personally i was googling some fanart + fanfic

mikkeneko:

ur-cute-so-i:

grammarmancer:

Turned on TikTok today and got a video from Spiders Georg. Amazing.

Regret that I didn’t think of publishing this one in time for Spiders Georg birthday 😔

(via hockles)

sometiktoksarevalid:

(Source: tiktok.com, via melvinthedepressedrobot)

pulsingvoid:

judblanc:

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void-wizards:

highlandvalley:

シーツを敷くとやってくる
https://nekonavi.jp/catblog/archives/60859
https://twitter.com/kyuryuZ/status/1410795387536003075

can’t read this but I understand it completely.

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catgirlforeskin:

pikky126:

babblingfishes:

POST CHANGELOG 2021-04-04:

• no longer violates the geneva convention

(via nuclear-tea)

rhubarbspring:

(source)

(via veebeejeebies)

ymutate:

Kiyoshi Saito, Red Poppies, 1948

(via magnetolurgy)

jewishbarbies:

we could’ve had a former attorney general!!! i fucking hate all of you!!!

(via chibisquirt)

sexy-people-contests-2026:

avhira:

totally-cis-offical:

avhira:

avhira:

Reblog if-

No wait

Don’t reblog

I do not wish to be perceived.

What have you all done

The reblog to like ratio is killing me

If I see any of you like I swear to @god-offical

Only reblog

You guys-

This was a shitpost born of being eepy

Stop it-

We must perceive them now

(via bloody-bee-tea)

bbcsherlock:

maybe when they air the secret stranger things episode they’ll accidentally upload the wrong file from the industry folder of secret tv episodes and it’ll be the lost sherlock episode instead

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