godslightburnsmyflesh

end of january affirmations

im not doing anything wrong and no one is mad at me

there must be a place for me in this world because here i am

my art doesnt suck

instagram is nothing to me

elodieunderglass

i don't WANT to drink water I WANT a bard to draft a eulogy for me to criticise!!!!!!!

elodieunderglass

I appreciate that people also liked this one

louisegluckpdf

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

ytpreviews

It's not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD

mumblytron

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

tom-marvolo-dildo

customers the same in all universes

mumblytron

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

pjackk

Baby did u eat angel food cake for brunch cuz that is waht angels eat and i think U are an angel or some shit

hypotenussy

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

butchdykekondraki-moved

free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

butchdykekondraki-moved

free my girl she has the same character traits as a male character but is getting deemed a bitch for them

butchdykekondraki-moved

free my girl she acted irrationally in a situation where it was impossible to act rationally and is now being hated for it

goblinchief

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

penandinkprincess

i would love to go to bed when i plan to, but unfortunately the person in charge of me is me and that bitch LOVES screentime and poor decisions

monchursouls

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

rat-in-the-grain

Hehehehehe

monchursouls

Can I fucking help you?

sasukeprime

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

monchursouls

What

rat-in-the-grain

What

lemonsweet

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

plumslices

My trinkets will keep me company during the end times

widogasted

can i come over and do this at you

b33tlejules

us

gremlynn-draws

missing sock