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thank you my followers for providing a perfect example. one of these is not a chumhandle. one of these is a chumhandle.
daftydunk asked:
samus transgender <3 idk if ive actually seen you talk abt metroid that much please feel free to infodump abt metroid it seems really cool
metroid-fusion answered:
WELL ill just say that a lot of people seem to not really know about metroids. they just know theres a baby metroid right. why is the whole series named after them.
WELL the metroids are a energy sucking parasite that the space pirates are trying to use to take over the galaxy (in both metroid 1 and super metroid) so samus has to stop them. full sized alpha metroids are actually pretty big
in metroid 2 she gets paid to wipe out all metroids but one hatches in front of her and that is the famous baby metroid
(youve got me started and now i cant stop)
people also probably dont know that super metroid is the 3rd one. it goes metroid, metroid 2 return of samus for the game boy, super metroid, and then metroid fusion for the gba which is metroid 4. theyre all in chronological order
the prime ones (prime, prime 2 echoes, prime 3 corruption) were made after all those ones and take place between metroid 1 and 2, they are 3d and not quite as good as the 2d ones
theres also zero mission, which is a gba remake of metroid 1, and metroid samus returns, a 3ds remake of metroid 2
and then the new one that just got announced, METROID DREAD, is metroid 5, its gonna be the first mainline 2d game in like 20ish years, and is finally not going to be set in between 1 and 2. its a continuation
other m is not real.
jesus was gay asf for rising from the dead...what are you rising for? other men?
for coming back from the dead…what are you coming for? other men?
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMNESIAC
oh yeah btw as far as i can tell, jackson estate v tumblr was not real and did not happen
when you google it the first result is an extremely sketchy image hosting website with a bunch of pictures of the tumblr post and the second result is wikipedia list of class action lawsuits, and jackson estate v tumblr isnt on it
part 3 stands: "punching" "fire" "is a boat" "sword"
part 8 stands: "releases a bubble that can take things away like sound or water and release them later" "if the user is standing directly above you and your hands or feet get injured they can control that part of you" "if you open something it summons a motorcycle with ice powers"
to be fair there are other part 3 stands that are like “if you step on the guys shadow you start aging backwards” “can transmit important visuals to cameras and tvs and such, and also works like spiderman” “mist that if you get a hole in your body it can control it” “if your soul understands that youve lost or cheated at a videogame you get turned into a puppet”
but then theres still “ice” “a scary bug” “water” “Gun”
was just struck with hysterical amusement at the concept of doing something in the past. as in. in the present, doing something in the past. how in the world and fuck do i describe
im going to go have already smoked the time weed brb
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