guiltfactory:

noel and liam dying in a glue trap but the glue trap is each other

if i was small enough to sit on a man’s lap without killing or giving him nerve damage my life would be fixed

the skull face car ride scene is so fucking funny i lose my mind when the music comes in i love this game more than anything

mgs delta sitting barely unfinished on my desktop watching me play my 600th hour of mgsv

“a world reduced to zero” he’s your whole world? 🥹

girlmostlikely:

(via spinecutter)

why does skull face look v up and down like that in the cutscene where u meet him on the helipad. right before he says THAT is why i’ll show you my demon. scaryyy

slipgatecomplex:

let’s all listen to Coil like we’re evil gay guys together

(via evildilf2)

redstonedust:

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising “organic blood” sourced from “willing donors” who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

(via illinoisiest)

i didn’t know this but apparently leon/ashley is like hated by ppl for being the thing annoying leon fans who’ve never played the games are obsessed with … this is my 9/11 this is slander

its been two days if my vape juice doesn’t go out for delivery tomorrow im blowing something up

skeletaldomains:

oldbutchdanielcraig:

oldbutchdanielcraig:

So there’s this song wonderwall,

So there’s these brothers,

(via spinecutter)

apolladay:

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(via ouijasharkvstarotgator)

oasis mention in this ayesha song? there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

airframeextender:

pants around my ankles. puke everywhere—in my hair, all over the front of my shirt, in the hair on my legs, on my underwear. drying on my glasses. get the vacuum out. stumbling, pissing myself, one shoe missing. fucking faded off that madam

(via sourweather)