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Wawaweewa

@micro-burger

Haha silly I am very normal about stuff! Bi, he/him AND she/her!!!!

This is an introduction! Don’t worry (but please read!)

I will most likely be blogging about:

LGBTQ pride, The Muppets, Wario games, Plants Vs Zombies, Wizard Posting, and just general silly stuff :]

This is a safe space for:

LGBTQIA+, large people, basically anyone if your nice and don’t do gross stuff :]

Please NEVER (NEVER) interact with me if you:

Are a pro shipper (gross), someone who makes NSFW art of minors (gross), NSFW in general (I’ll make exceptions if you’re nice enough.), Homophobic, Transphobic, Ace-phobic (I think that’s what it’s called :,] ), or any kind of ableist, whatever people who don’t support plus-sized people are called, or any kind of mean.

I use the tags #silly silly :] for anything that I actually write on, #art I like :] if it’s a good artwork, #serious for when it’s about a serious topic, and #friendos for when it’s about mutuals or friends irl (be sure to include the :] in any of these tags)

Thas about it!!!!!

Behold! The printing titty!

I normally tag these posts “specific ass machines” after a minor meme that blew through Tumblr, but I was tempted to tag this one “specific boob machines”.

(Artist meow25meow seems to have had their Twitter account nuked and I cannot find any other original source to link to.)

disappearing into the bathroom at the club only to reappear covered in decorative printing patterns followed by a 10ft lady wearing bowls as a bra

*chef's kiss* but also oh god her poor back

i recognize those patterns they sell those dishes at Family Dollar

accidentally got a site's ai assistant bolted down, and I do believe I was personally responsible for it, if only because I found out how to ask it for clothing suggestions in just such a way that it kept trying to find visions of hell in its stock and describing offerings of assorted red and pink scarves as like, insect-mutilated infants

like I do really think I might be at fault if they ever looked at the logs and saw what happened

I like when a video game fan song comes on but you don't know it yet because the lyrics are just about a tragic loss or the darkness in your heart or something but then it hits you with a sick line "you must find the final cube" or "theyll never beat my poison blast"

in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any dark. the world was a watery wonderland and air didnt exist yet. animals had just invented eating eachh other and it was really funny. having eyeballs was all the rage

its true ❤

what do you know ❤

the ocean was made of sprite also

theres been a lot of people on this post trying to correct basically every aspect of what ive said but nobody's confronted me on "everyday was sunday morning"

everybody agrees everyday was sunday morning

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